THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA

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DRAMATIS PERSONAE

DUKE OF MILAN 
Father to Silvia. (DUKE:) 
VALENTINE 

PROTEUS 


| the two Gentlemen. 
ANTONIO 
Father to Proteus. 
THURIO 
a foolish rival to Valentine. 
EGLAMOUR 
Agent for Silvia in her escape. 
HOST 
where Julia lodges. (Host:) 
OUTLAWS 
with Valentine. 

(First Outlaw:) 
(Second Outlaw:) 
(Third Outlaw:) 
SPEED 
a clownish servant to Valentine. 
LAUNCE 
the like to Proteus. 
PANTHINO 
Servant to Antonio. 
JULIA 
beloved of Proteus. 
SILVIA 
beloved of Valentine. 
LUCETTA 
waiting-woman to Julia. 
Servants, Musicians. 

Scene

Verona; Milan; the frontiers of Mantua.

Act I

Scene I Verona. An open place.

[Enter VALENTINE and PROTEUS] 
VALENTINE 
Cease to persuade, my loving Proteus: 

Home-keeping youth have ever homely wits. 
Were't not affection chains thy tender days 
To the sweet glances of thy honour'd love, 
I rather would entreat thy company 
To see the wonders of the world abroad, 
Than, living dully sluggardized at home, 
Wear out thy youth with shapeless idleness. 
But since thou lovest, love still and thrive therein, 
Even as I would when I to love begin. 
PROTEUS 
Wilt thou be gone? Sweet Valentine, adieu! 

Think on thy Proteus, when thou haply seest 
Some rare note-worthy object in thy travel: 
Wish me partaker in thy happiness 
When thou dost meet good hap; and in thy danger, 
If ever danger do environ thee, 
Commend thy grievance to my holy prayers, 
For I will be thy beadsman, Valentine. 
VALENTINE 
And on a love-book pray for my success? 
PROTEUS 
Upon some book I love I'll pray for thee. 
VALENTINE 
That's on some shallow story of deep love: 

How young Leander cross'd the Hellespont. 
PROTEUS 
That's a deep story of a deeper love: 

For he was more than over shoes in love. 
VALENTINE 
'Tis true; for you are over boots in love, 

And yet you never swum the Hellespont. 
PROTEUS 
Over the boots? nay, give me not the boots. 
VALENTINE 
No, I will not, for it boots thee not. 
PROTEUS 
What? 
VALENTINE 
To be in love, where scorn is bought with groans; 

Coy looks with heart-sore sighs; one fading moment's mirth 
With twenty watchful, weary, tedious nights: 
If haply won, perhaps a hapless gain; 
If lost, why then a grievous labour won; 
However, but a folly bought with wit, 
Or else a wit by folly vanquished. 
PROTEUS 
So, by your circumstance, you call me fool. 
VALENTINE 
So, by your circumstance, I fear you'll prove. 
PROTEUS 
'Tis love you cavil at: I am not Love. 
VALENTINE 
Love is your master, for he masters you: 

And he that is so yoked by a fool, 
Methinks, should not be chronicled for wise. 
PROTEUS 
Yet writers say, as in the sweetest bud 

The eating canker dwells, so eating love 
Inhabits in the finest wits of all. 
VALENTINE 
And writers say, as the most forward bud 

Is eaten by the canker ere it blow, 
Even so by love the young and tender wit 
Is turn'd to folly, blasting in the bud, 
Losing his verdure even in the prime 
And all the fair effects of future hopes. 
But wherefore waste I time to counsel thee, 
That art a votary to fond desire? 
Once more adieu! my father at the road 
Expects my coming, there to see me shipp'd. 
PROTEUS 
And thither will I bring thee, Valentine. 
VALENTINE 
Sweet Proteus, no; now let us take our leave. 

To Milan let me hear from thee by letters 
Of thy success in love, and what news else 
Betideth here in absence of thy friend; 
And likewise will visit thee with mine. 
PROTEUS 
All happiness bechance to thee in Milan! 
VALENTINE 
As much to you at home! and so, farewell. 
[Exit] 
PROTEUS 
He after honour hunts, I after love: 

He leaves his friends to dignify them more, 
I leave myself, my friends and all, for love. 
Thou, Julia, thou hast metamorphosed me, 
Made me neglect my studies, lose my time, 
War with good counsel, set the world at nought; 
Made wit with musing weak, heart sick with thought. 
[Enter SPEED] 
SPEED 
Sir Proteus, save you! Saw you my master? 
PROTEUS 
But now he parted hence, to embark for Milan. 
SPEED 
Twenty to one then he is shipp'd already, 

And I have play'd the sheep in losing him. 
PROTEUS 
Indeed, a sheep doth very often stray, 

An if the shepherd be a while away. 
SPEED 
You conclude that my master is a shepherd, then, 

and I a sheep? 
PROTEUS 
I do. 
SPEED 
Why then, my horns are his horns, whether I wake or sleep. 
PROTEUS 
A silly answer and fitting well a sheep. 
SPEED 
This proves me still a sheep. 
PROTEUS 
True; and thy master a shepherd. 
SPEED 
Nay, that I can deny by a circumstance. 
PROTEUS 
It shall go hard but I'll prove it by another. 
SPEED 
The shepherd seeks the sheep, and not the sheep the 

shepherd; but I seek my master, and my master seeks 
not me: therefore I am no sheep. 
PROTEUS 
The sheep for fodder follow the shepherd; the 

shepherd for food follows not the sheep: thou for 
wages followest thy master; thy master for wages 
follows not thee: therefore thou art a sheep. 
SPEED 
Such another proof will make me cry 'baa.' 
PROTEUS 
But, dost thou hear? gavest thou my letter to Julia? 
SPEED 
Ay sir: I, a lost mutton, gave your letter to her, 

a laced mutton, and she, a laced mutton, gave me, a 
lost mutton, nothing for my labour. 
PROTEUS 
Here's too small a pasture for such store of muttons. 
SPEED 
If the ground be overcharged, you were best stick her. 
PROTEUS 
Nay: in that you are astray, 'twere best pound you. 
SPEED 
Nay, sir, less than a pound shall serve me for 

carrying your letter. 
PROTEUS 
You mistake; I mean the pound,--a pinfold. 
SPEED 
From a pound to a pin? fold it over and over, 

'Tis threefold too little for carrying a letter to 
your lover. 
PROTEUS 
But what said she? 
SPEED 
[First nodding] Ay. 
PROTEUS 
Nod--Ay--why, that's noddy. 
SPEED 
You mistook, sir; I say, she did nod: and you ask 

me if she did nod; and I say, 'Ay.' 
PROTEUS 
And that set together is noddy. 
SPEED 
Now you have taken the pains to set it together, 

take it for your pains. 
PROTEUS 
No, no; you shall have it for bearing the letter. 
SPEED 
Well, I perceive I must be fain to bear with you. 
PROTEUS 
Why sir, how do you bear with me? 
SPEED 
Marry, sir, the letter, very orderly; having nothing 

but the word 'noddy' for my pains. 
PROTEUS 
Beshrew me, but you have a quick wit. 
SPEED 
And yet it cannot overtake your slow purse. 
PROTEUS 
Come come, open the matter in brief: what said she? 
SPEED 
Open your purse, that the money and the matter may 

be both at once delivered. 
PROTEUS 
Well, sir, here is for your pains. What said she? 
SPEED 
Truly, sir, I think you'll hardly win her. 
PROTEUS 
Why, couldst thou perceive so much from her? 
SPEED 
Sir, I could perceive nothing at all from her; no, 

not so much as a ducat for delivering your letter: 
and being so hard to me that brought your mind, I 
fear she'll prove as hard to you in telling your 
mind. Give her no token but stones; for she's as 
hard as steel. 
PROTEUS 
What said she? nothing? 
SPEED 
No, not so much as 'Take this for thy pains.' To 

testify your bounty, I thank you, you have testerned 
me; in requital whereof, henceforth carry your 
letters yourself: and so, sir, I'll commend you to my master. 
PROTEUS 
Go, go, be gone, to save your ship from wreck, 

Which cannot perish having thee aboard, 
Being destined to a drier death on shore. 
[Exit SPEED] 
I must go send some better messenger: 

I fear my Julia would not deign my lines, 
Receiving them from such a worthless post. 
[Exit] 

Scene II The same. Garden of JULIA's house.

[Enter JULlA and LUCETTA] 
JULIA 
But say, Lucetta, now we are alone, 

Wouldst thou then counsel me to fall in love? 
LUCETTA 
Ay, madam, so you stumble not unheedfully. 
JULIA 
Of all the fair resort of gentlemen 

That every day with parle encounter me, 
In thy opinion which is worthiest love? 
LUCETTA 
Please you repeat their names, I'll show my mind 

According to my shallow simple skill. 
JULIA 
What think'st thou of the fair Sir Eglamour? 
LUCETTA 
As of a knight well-spoken, neat and fine; 

But, were I you, he never should be mine. 
JULIA 
What think'st thou of the rich Mercatio? 
LUCETTA 
Well of his wealth; but of himself, so so. 
JULIA 
What think'st thou of the gentle Proteus? 
LUCETTA 
Lord, Lord! to see what folly reigns in us! 
JULIA 
How now! what means this passion at his name? 
LUCETTA 
Pardon, dear madam: 'tis a passing shame 

That I, unworthy body as I am, 
Should censure thus on lovely gentlemen. 
JULIA 
Why not on Proteus, as of all the rest? 
LUCETTA 
Then thus: of many good I think him best. 
JULIA 
Your reason? 
LUCETTA 
I have no other, but a woman's reason; 

I think him so because I think him so. 
JULIA 
And wouldst thou have me cast my love on him? 
LUCETTA 
Ay, if you thought your love not cast away. 
JULIA 
Why he, of all the rest, hath never moved me. 
LUCETTA 
Yet he, of all the rest, I think, best loves ye. 
JULIA 
His little speaking shows his love but small. 
LUCETTA 
Fire that's closest kept burns most of all. 
JULIA 
They do not love that do not show their love. 
LUCETTA 
O, they love least that let men know their love. 
JULIA 
I would I knew his mind. 
LUCETTA 
Peruse this paper, madam. 
JULIA 
'To Julia.' Say, from whom? 
LUCETTA 
That the contents will show. 
JULIA 
Say, say, who gave it thee? 
LUCETTA 
Valentine's page; and sent, I think, from Proteus. 

He would have given it you; but I, being in the way, 
Did in your name receive it: pardon the 
fault I pray. 
JULIA 
Now, by my modesty, a goodly broker! 

Dare you presume to harbour wanton lines? 
To whisper and conspire against my youth? 
Now, trust me, 'tis an office of great worth 
And you an officer fit for the place. 
Or else return no more into my sight. 
LUCETTA 
To plead for love deserves more fee than hate. 
JULIA 
Will ye be gone? 
LUCETTA 
That you may ruminate. 
[Exit] 
JULIA 
And yet I would I had o'erlooked the letter: 

It were a shame to call her back again 
And pray her to a fault for which I chid her. 
What a fool is she, that knows I am a maid, 
And would not force the letter to my view! 
Since maids, in modesty, say 'no' to that 
Which they would have the profferer construe 'ay.' 
Fie, fie, how wayward is this foolish love 
That, like a testy babe, will scratch the nurse 
And presently all humbled kiss the rod! 
How churlishly I chid Lucetta hence, 
When willingly I would have had her here! 
How angerly I taught my brow to frown, 
When inward joy enforced my heart to smile! 
My penance is to call Lucetta back 
And ask remission for my folly past. 
What ho! Lucetta! 
[Re-enter LUCETTA] 
LUCETTA 
What would your ladyship? 
JULIA 
Is't near dinner-time? 
LUCETTA 
I would it were, 

That you might kill your stomach on your meat 
And not upon your maid. 
JULIA 
What is't that you took up so gingerly? 
LUCETTA 
Nothing. 
JULIA 
Why didst thou stoop, then? 
LUCETTA 
To take a paper up that I let fall. 
JULIA 
And is that paper nothing? 
LUCETTA 
Nothing concerning me. 
JULIA 
Then let it lie for those that it concerns. 
LUCETTA 
Madam, it will not lie where it concerns 

Unless it have a false interpeter. 
JULIA 
Some love of yours hath writ to you in rhyme. 
LUCETTA 
That I might sing it, madam, to a tune. 

Give me a note: your ladyship can set. 
JULIA 
As little by such toys as may be possible. 

Best sing it to the tune of 'Light o' love.' 
LUCETTA 
It is too heavy for so light a tune. 
JULIA 
Heavy! belike it hath some burden then? 
LUCETTA 
Ay, and melodious were it, would you sing it. 
JULIA 
And why not you? 
LUCETTA 
I cannot reach so high. 
JULIA 
Let's see your song. How now, minion! 
LUCETTA 
Keep tune there still, so you will sing it out: 

And yet methinks I do not like this tune. 
JULIA 
You do not? 
LUCETTA 
No, madam; it is too sharp. 
JULIA 
You, minion, are too saucy. 
LUCETTA 
Nay, now you are too flat 

And mar the concord with too harsh a descant: 
There wanteth but a mean to fill your song. 
JULIA 
The mean is drown'd with your unruly bass. 
LUCETTA 
Indeed, I bid the base for Proteus. 
JULIA 
This babble shall not henceforth trouble me. 

Here is a coil with protestation! 
[Tears the letter] 
Go get you gone, and let the papers lie: 

You would be fingering them, to anger me. 
LUCETTA 
She makes it strange; but she would be best pleased 

To be so anger'd with another letter. 
[Exit] 
JULIA 
Nay, would I were so anger'd with the same! 

O hateful hands, to tear such loving words! 
Injurious wasps, to feed on such sweet honey 
And kill the bees that yield it with your stings! 
I'll kiss each several paper for amends. 
Look, here is writ 'kind Julia.' Unkind Julia! 
As in revenge of thy ingratitude, 
I throw thy name against the bruising stones, 
Trampling contemptuously on thy disdain. 
And here is writ 'love-wounded Proteus.' 
Poor wounded name! my bosom as a bed 
Shall lodge thee till thy wound be thoroughly heal'd; 
And thus I search it with a sovereign kiss. 
But twice or thrice was 'Proteus' written down. 
Be calm, good wind, blow not a word away 
Till I have found each letter in the letter, 
Except mine own name: that some whirlwind bear 
Unto a ragged fearful-hanging rock 
And throw it thence into the raging sea! 
Lo, here in one line is his name twice writ, 
'Poor forlorn Proteus, passionate Proteus,
To the sweet Julia:' that I'll tear away. 
And yet I will not, sith so prettily 
He couples it to his complaining names. 
Thus will I fold them one on another: 
Now kiss, embrace, contend, do what you will. 
[Re-enter LUCETTA] 
LUCETTA 
Madam, 

Dinner is ready, and your father stays. 
JULIA 
Well, let us go. 
LUCETTA 
What, shall these papers lie like tell-tales here? 
JULIA 
If you respect them, best to take them up. 
LUCETTA 
Nay, I was taken up for laying them down: 

Yet here they shall not lie, for catching cold. 
JULIA 
I see you have a month's mind to them. 
LUCETTA 
Ay, madam, you may say what sights you see; 

I see things too, although you judge I wink. 
JULIA 
Come, come; will't please you go? 
[Exeunt] 

Scene III The same. ANTONIO's house.

[Enter ANTONIO and PANTHINO] 
ANTONIO 
Tell me, Panthino, what sad talk was that 

Wherewith my brother held you in the cloister? 
PANTHINO 
'Twas of his nephew Proteus, your son. 
ANTONIO 
Why, what of him? 
PANTHINO 
He wonder'd that your lordship 

Would suffer him to spend his youth at home, 
While other men, of slender reputation, 
Put forth their sons to seek preferment out: 
Some to the wars, to try their fortune there; 
Some to discover islands far away; 
Some to the studious universities. 
For any or for all these exercises, 
He said that Proteus your son was meet, 
And did request me to importune you 
To let him spend his time no more at home, 
Which would be great impeachment to his age, 
In having known no travel in his youth. 
ANTONIO 
Nor need'st thou much importune me to that 

Whereon this month I have been hammering. 
I have consider'd well his loss of time 
And how he cannot be a perfect man, 
Not being tried and tutor'd in the world: 
Experience is by industry achieved 
And perfected by the swift course of time. 
Then tell me, whither were I best to send him? 
PANTHINO 
I think your lordship is not ignorant 

How his companion, youthful Valentine, 
Attends the emperor in his royal court. 
ANTONIO 
I know it well. 
PANTHINO 
'Twere good, I think, your lordship sent him thither: 

There shall he practise tilts and tournaments, 
Hear sweet discourse, converse with noblemen. 
And be in eye of every exercise 
Worthy his youth and nobleness of birth. 
ANTONIO 
I like thy counsel; well hast thou advised: 

And that thou mayst perceive how well I like it, 
The execution of it shall make known. 
Even with the speediest expedition 
I will dispatch him to the emperor's court. 
PANTHINO 
To-morrow, may it please you, Don Alphonso, 

With other gentlemen of good esteem, 
Are journeying to salute the emperor 
And to commend their service to his will. 
ANTONIO 
Good company; with them shall Proteus go: 

And, in good time! now will we break with him. 
[Enter PROTEUS]
PROTEUS 
Sweet love! sweet lines! sweet life! 

Here is her hand, the agent of her heart; 
Here is her oath for love, her honour's pawn. 
O, that our fathers would applaud our loves, 
To seal our happiness with their consents! 
O heavenly Julia! 
ANTONIO 
How now! what letter are you reading there? 
PROTEUS 
May't please your lordship, 'tis a word or two 

Of commendations sent from Valentine, 
Deliver'd by a friend that came from him. 
ANTONIO 
Lend me the letter; let me see what news. 
PROTEUS 
There is no news, my lord, but that he writes 

How happily he lives, how well beloved 
And daily graced by the emperor; 
Wishing me with him, partner of his fortune. 
ANTONIO 
And how stand you affected to his wish? 
PROTEUS 
As one relying on your lordship's will 

And not depending on his friendly wish. 
ANTONIO 
My will is something sorted with his wish. 

Muse not that I thus suddenly proceed; 
For what I will, I will, and there an end. 
I am resolved that thou shalt spend some time 
With Valentinus in the emperor's court: 
What maintenance he from his friends receives, 
Like exhibition thou shalt have from me. 
To-morrow be in readiness to go: 
Excuse it not, for I am peremptory. 
PROTEUS 
My lord, I cannot be so soon provided: 

Please you, deliberate a day or two. 
ANTONIO 
Look, what thou want'st shall be sent after thee: 

No more of stay! to-morrow thou must go. 
Come on, Panthino: you shall be employ'd 
To hasten on his expedition. 
[Exeunt ANTONIO and PANTHINO] 
PROTEUS 
Thus have I shunn'd the fire for fear of burning, 

And drench'd me in the sea, where I am drown'd. 
I fear'd to show my father Julia's letter, 
Lest he should take exceptions to my love; 
And with the vantage of mine own excuse 
Hath he excepted most against my love. 
O, how this spring of love resembleth 
The uncertain glory of an April day, 
Which now shows all the beauty of the sun, 
And by and by a cloud takes all away! 
[Re-enter PANTHINO] 
PANTHINO 
Sir Proteus, your father calls for you: 

He is in haste; therefore, I pray you to go. 
PROTEUS 
Why, this it is: my heart accords thereto, 

And yet a thousand times it answers 'no.' 
[Exeunt] 

Act II

Scene I Milan. The DUKE's palace.

[Enter VALENTINE and SPEED] 
SPEED 
Sir, your glove. 
VALENTINE 
Not mine; my gloves are on. 
SPEED 
Why, then, this may be yours, for this is but one. 
VALENTINE 
Ha! let me see: ay, give it me, it's mine: 

Sweet ornament that decks a thing divine! 
Ah, Silvia, Silvia! 
SPEED 
Madam Silvia! Madam Silvia! 
VALENTINE 
How now, sirrah? 
SPEED 
She is not within hearing, sir. 
VALENTINE 
Why, sir, who bade you call her? 
SPEED 
Your worship, sir; or else I mistook. 
VALENTINE 
Well, you'll still be too forward. 
SPEED 
And yet I was last chidden for being too slow. 
VALENTINE 
Go to, sir: tell me, do you know Madam Silvia? 
SPEED 
She that your worship loves? 
VALENTINE 
Why, how know you that I am in love? 
SPEED 
Marry, by these special marks: first, you have 

learned, like Sir Proteus, to wreathe your arms, 
like a malecontent; to relish a love-song, like a 
robin-redbreast; to walk alone, like one that had 
the pestilence; to sigh, like a school-boy that had 
lost his A B C; to weep, like a young wench that had 
buried her grandam; to fast, like one that takes 
diet; to watch like one that fears robbing; to 
speak puling, like a beggar at Hallowmas. You were 
wont, when you laughed, to crow like a cock; when you 
walked, to walk like one of the lions; when you 
fasted, it was presently after dinner; when you 
looked sadly, it was for want of money: and now you 
are metamorphosed with a mistress, that, when I look 
on you, I can hardly think you my master. 
VALENTINE 
Are all these things perceived in me? 
SPEED 
They are all perceived without ye. 
VALENTINE 
Without me? they cannot. 
SPEED 
Without you? nay, that's certain, for, without you 

were so simple, none else would: but you are so 
without these follies, that these follies are within 
you and shine through you like the water in an 
urinal, that not an eye that sees you but is a 
physician to comment on your malady. 
VALENTINE 
But tell me, dost thou know my lady Silvia? 
SPEED 
She that you gaze on so as she sits at supper? 
VALENTINE 
Hast thou observed that? even she, I mean. 
SPEED 
Why, sir, I know her not. 
VALENTINE 
Dost thou know her by my gazing on her, and yet 

knowest her not? 
SPEED 
Is she not hard-favoured, sir? 
VALENTINE 
Not so fair, boy, as well-favoured. 
SPEED 
Sir, I know that well enough. 
VALENTINE 
What dost thou know? 
SPEED 
That she is not so fair as, of you, well-favoured. 
VALENTINE 
I mean that her beauty is exquisite, but her favour infinite. 
SPEED 
That's because the one is painted and the other out 

of all count. 
VALENTINE 
How painted? and how out of count? 
SPEED 
Marry, sir, so painted, to make her fair, that no 

man counts of her beauty. 
VALENTINE 
How esteemest thou me? I account of her beauty. 
SPEED 
You never saw her since she was deformed. 
VALENTINE 
How long hath she been deformed? 
SPEED 
Ever since you loved her. 
VALENTINE 
I have loved her ever since I saw her; and still I 

see her beautiful. 
SPEED 
If you love her, you cannot see her. 
VALENTINE 
Why? 
SPEED 
Because Love is blind. O, that you had mine eyes; 

or your own eyes had the lights they were wont to 
have when you chid at Sir Proteus for going 
ungartered! 
VALENTINE 
What should I see then? 
SPEED 
Your own present folly and her passing deformity: 

for he, being in love, could not see to garter his 
hose, and you, being in love, cannot see to put on your hose. 
VALENTINE 
Belike, boy, then, you are in love; for last 

morning you could not see to wipe my shoes. 
SPEED 
True, sir; I was in love with my bed: I thank you, 

you swinged me for my love, which makes me the 
bolder to chide you for yours. 
VALENTINE 
In conclusion, I stand affected to her. 
SPEED 
I would you were set, so your affection would cease. 
VALENTINE 
Last night she enjoined me to write some lines to 

one she loves. 
SPEED 
And have you? 
VALENTINE 
I have. 
SPEED 
Are they not lamely writ? 
VALENTINE 
No, boy, but as well as I can do them. Peace! 

here she comes. 
SPEED 
[Aside] O excellent motion! O exceeding puppet! 

Now will he interpret to her. 
[Enter SILVIA] 
VALENTINE 
Madam and mistress, a thousand good-morrows. 
SPEED 
[Aside] O, give ye good even! here's a million of manners. 
SILVIA 
Sir Valentine and servant, to you two thousand. 
SPEED 
[Aside] He should give her interest and she gives it him. 
VALENTINE 
As you enjoin'd me, I have writ your letter 

Unto the secret nameless friend of yours; 
Which I was much unwilling to proceed in 
But for my duty to your ladyship. 
SILVIA 
I thank you gentle servant: 'tis very clerkly done. 
VALENTINE 
Now trust me, madam, it came hardly off; 

For being ignorant to whom it goes 
I writ at random, very doubtfully. 
SILVIA 
Perchance you think too much of so much pains? 
VALENTINE 
No, madam; so it stead you, I will write 

Please you command, a thousand times as much; And yet-- 
SILVIA 
A pretty period! Well, I guess the sequel; 

And yet I will not name it; and yet I care not; 
And yet take this again; and yet I thank you, 
Meaning henceforth to trouble you no more. 
SPEED 
[Aside] And yet you will; and yet another 'yet.' 
VALENTINE 
What means your ladyship? do you not like it? 
SILVIA 
Yes, yes; the lines are very quaintly writ; 

But since unwillingly, take them again. 
Nay, take them. 
VALENTINE 
Madam, they are for you. 
SILVIA 
Ay, ay: you writ them, sir, at my request; 

But I will none of them; they are for you; 
I would have had them writ more movingly. 
VALENTINE 
Please you, I'll write your ladyship another. 
SILVIA 
And when it's writ, for my sake read it over, 

And if it please you, so; if not, why, so. 
VALENTINE 
If it please me, madam, what then? 
SILVIA 
Why, if it please you, take it for your labour: 

And so, good morrow, servant. 
[Exit] 
SPEED 
O jest unseen, inscrutable, invisible, 

As a nose on a man's face, or a weathercock on a steeple! 
My master sues to her, and she hath 
taught her suitor, 
He being her pupil, to become her tutor. 
O excellent device! was there ever heard a better, 
That my master, being scribe, to himself should write 
the letter? 
VALENTINE 
How now, sir? what are you reasoning with yourself? 
SPEED 
Nay, I was rhyming: 'tis you that have the reason. 
VALENTINE 
To do what? 
SPEED 
To be a spokesman for Madam Silvia. 
VALENTINE 
To whom? 
SPEED 
To yourself: why, she wooes you by a figure. 
VALENTINE 
What figure? 
SPEED 
By a letter, I should say. 
VALENTINE 
Why, she hath not writ to me? 
SPEED 
What need she, when she hath made you write to 

yourself? Why, do you not perceive the jest? 
VALENTINE 
No, believe me. 
SPEED 
No believing you, indeed, sir. But did you perceive 

her earnest? 
VALENTINE 
She gave me none, except an angry word. 
SPEED 
Why, she hath given you a letter. 
VALENTINE 
That's the letter I writ to her friend. 
SPEED 
And that letter hath she delivered, and there an end. 
VALENTINE 
I would it were no worse. 
SPEED 
I'll warrant you, 'tis as well: 

For often have you writ to her, and she, in modesty, 
Or else for want of idle time, could not again reply; 
Or fearing else some messenger that might her mind discover, 
Herself hath taught her love himself to write unto her lover. 
All this I speak in print, for in print I found it. 
Why muse you, sir? 'tis dinner-time. 
VALENTINE 
I have dined. 
SPEED 
Ay, but hearken, sir; though the chameleon Love can 

feed on the air, I am one that am nourished by my 
victuals, and would fain have meat. O, be not like 
your mistress; be moved, be moved. 
[Exeunt] 

Scene II Verona. JULIA'S house.

[Enter PROTEUS and JULIA] 
PROTEUS 
Have patience, gentle Julia. 
JULIA 
I must, where is no remedy. 
PROTEUS 
When possibly I can, I will return. 
JULIA 
If you turn not, you will return the sooner. 

Keep this remembrance for thy Julia's sake. 
[Giving a ring] 
PROTEUS 
Why then, we'll make exchange; here, take you this. 
JULIA 
And seal the bargain with a holy kiss. 
PROTEUS 
Here is my hand for my true constancy; 

And when that hour o'erslips me in the day 
Wherein I sigh not, Julia, for thy sake, 
The next ensuing hour some foul mischance 
Torment me for my love's forgetfulness! 
My father stays my coming; answer not; 
The tide is now: nay, not thy tide of tears; 
That tide will stay me longer than I should. 
Julia, farewell! 
[Exit JULIA] 
What, gone without a word? 

Ay, so true love should do: it cannot speak; 
For truth hath better deeds than words to grace it. 
[Enter PANTHINO] 
PANTHINO 
Sir Proteus, you are stay'd for. 
PROTEUS 
Go; I come, I come. 

Alas! this parting strikes poor lovers dumb. 
[Exeunt] 

Scene III The same. A street.

[Enter LAUNCE, leading a dog] 
LAUNCE 
Nay, 'twill be this hour ere I have done weeping; 

all the kind of the Launces have this very fault. I 
have received my proportion, like the prodigious 
son, and am going with Sir Proteus to the Imperial's 
court. I think Crab, my dog, be the sourest-natured 
dog that lives: my mother weeping, my father 
wailing, my sister crying, our maid howling, our cat 
wringing her hands, and all our house in a great 
perplexity, yet did not this cruel-hearted cur shed 
one tear: he is a stone, a very pebble stone, and 
has no more pity in him than a dog: a Jew would have 
wept to have seen our parting; why, my grandam, 
having no eyes, look you, wept herself blind at my 
parting. Nay, I'll show you the manner of it. This 
shoe is my father: no, this left shoe is my father: 
no, no, this left shoe is my mother: nay, that 
cannot be so neither: yes, it is so, it is so, it 
hath the worser sole. This shoe, with the hole in 
it, is my mother, and this my father; a vengeance 
on't! there 'tis: now, sit, this staff is my 
sister, for, look you, she is as white as a lily and 
as small as a wand: this hat is Nan, our maid: I 
am the dog: no, the dog is himself, and I am the 
dog--Oh! the dog is me, and I am myself; ay, so, 
so. Now come I to my father; Father, your blessing: 
now should not the shoe speak a word for weeping: 
now should I kiss my father; well, he weeps on. Now 
come I to my mother: O, that she could speak now 
like a wood woman! Well, I kiss her; why, there 
'tis; here's my mother's breath up and down. Now 
come I to my sister; mark the moan she makes. Now 
the dog all this while sheds not a tear nor speaks a 
word; but see how I lay the dust with my tears. 
[Enter PANTHINO] 
PANTHINO 
Launce, away, away, aboard! thy master is shipped 

and thou art to post after with oars. What's the 
matter? why weepest thou, man? Away, ass! You'll 
lose the tide, if you tarry any longer. 
LAUNCE 
It is no matter if the tied were lost; for it is the 

unkindest tied that ever any man tied. 
PANTHINO 
What's the unkindest tide? 
LAUNCE 
Why, he that's tied here, Crab, my dog. 
PANTHINO 
Tut, man, I mean thou'lt lose the flood, and, in 

losing the flood, lose thy voyage, and, in losing 
thy voyage, lose thy master, and, in losing thy 
master, lose thy service, and, in losing thy 
service,--Why dost thou stop my mouth? 
LAUNCE 
For fear thou shouldst lose thy tongue. 
PANTHINO 
Where should I lose my tongue? 
LAUNCE 
In thy tale. 
PANTHINO 
In thy tail! 
LAUNCE 
Lose the tide, and the voyage, and the master, and 

the service, and the tied! Why, man, if the river 
were dry, I am able to fill it with my tears; if the 
wind were down, I could drive the boat with my sighs. 
PANTHINO 
Come, come away, man; I was sent to call thee. 
LAUNCE 
Sir, call me what thou darest. 
PANTHINO 
Wilt thou go? 
LAUNCE 
Well, I will go. 
[Exeunt] 

Scene IV Milan. The DUKE's palace.

[Enter SILVIA, VALENTINE, THURIO, and SPEED] 
SILVIA 
Servant! 
VALENTINE 
Mistress? 
SPEED 
Master, Sir Thurio frowns on you. 
VALENTINE 
Ay, boy, it's for love. 
SPEED 
Not of you. 
VALENTINE 
Of my mistress, then. 
SPEED 
'Twere good you knocked him. 
[Exit] 
SILVIA 
Servant, you are sad. 
VALENTINE 
Indeed, madam, I seem so. 
THURIO 
Seem you that you are not? 
VALENTINE 
Haply I do. 
THURIO 
So do counterfeits. 
VALENTINE 
So do you. 
THURIO 
What seem I that I am not? 
VALENTINE 
Wise. 
THURIO 
What instance of the contrary? 
VALENTINE 
Your folly. 
THURIO 
And how quote you my folly? 
VALENTINE 
I quote it in your jerkin. 
THURIO 
My jerkin is a doublet. 
VALENTINE 
Well, then, I'll double your folly. 
THURIO 
How? 
SILVIA 
What, angry, Sir Thurio! do you change colour? 
VALENTINE 
Give him leave, madam; he is a kind of chameleon. 
THURIO 
That hath more mind to feed on your blood than live 

in your air. 
VALENTINE 
You have said, sir. 
THURIO 
Ay, sir, and done too, for this time. 
VALENTINE 
I know it well, sir; you always end ere you begin. 
SILVIA 
A fine volley of words, gentlemen, and quickly shot off. 
VALENTINE 
'Tis indeed, madam; we thank the giver. 
SILVIA 
Who is that, servant? 
VALENTINE 
Yourself, sweet lady; for you gave the fire. Sir 

Thurio borrows his wit from your ladyship's looks, 
and spends what he borrows kindly in your company. 
THURIO 
Sir, if you spend word for word with me, I shall 

make your wit bankrupt. 
VALENTINE 
I know it well, sir; you have an exchequer of words, 

and, I think, no other treasure to give your 
followers, for it appears by their bare liveries, 
that they live by your bare words. 
SILVIA 
No more, gentlemen, no more:--here comes my father. 
[Enter DUKE] 
DUKE 
Now, daughter Silvia, you are hard beset. 

Sir Valentine, your father's in good health: 
What say you to a letter from your friends 
Of much good news? 
VALENTINE 
My lord, I will be thankful. 

To any happy messenger from thence. 
DUKE 
Know ye Don Antonio, your countryman? 
VALENTINE 
Ay, my good lord, I know the gentleman 

To be of worth and worthy estimation 
And not without desert so well reputed. 
DUKE 
Hath he not a son? 
VALENTINE 
Ay, my good lord; a son that well deserves 

The honour and regard of such a father. 
DUKE 
You know him well? 
VALENTINE 
I know him as myself; for from our infancy 

We have conversed and spent our hours together: 
And though myself have been an idle truant, 
Omitting the sweet benefit of time 
To clothe mine age with angel-like perfection, 
Yet hath Sir Proteus, for that's his name, 
Made use and fair advantage of his days; 
His years but young, but his experience old; 
His head unmellow'd, but his judgment ripe; 
And, in a word, for far behind his worth 
Comes all the praises that I now bestow, 
He is complete in feature and in mind 
With all good grace to grace a gentleman. 
DUKE 
Beshrew me, sir, but if he make this good, 

He is as worthy for an empress' love 
As meet to be an emperor's counsellor. 
Well, sir, this gentleman is come to me, 
With commendation from great potentates; 
And here he means to spend his time awhile: 
I think 'tis no unwelcome news to you. 
VALENTINE 
Should I have wish'd a thing, it had been he. 
DUKE 
Welcome him then according to his worth. 

Silvia, I speak to you, and you, Sir Thurio; 
For Valentine, I need not cite him to it: 
I will send him hither to you presently. 
[Exit] 
VALENTINE 
This is the gentleman I told your ladyship 

Had come along with me, but that his mistress 
Did hold his eyes lock'd in her crystal looks. 
SILVIA 
Belike that now she hath enfranchised them 

Upon some other pawn for fealty. 
VALENTINE 
Nay, sure, I think she holds them prisoners still. 
SILVIA 
Nay, then he should be blind; and, being blind 

How could he see his way to seek out you? 
VALENTINE 
Why, lady, Love hath twenty pair of eyes. 
THURIO 
They say that Love hath not an eye at all. 
VALENTINE 
To see such lovers, Thurio, as yourself: 

Upon a homely object Love can wink. 
SILVIA 
Have done, have done; here comes the gentleman. 
[Exit THURIO] 
[Enter PROTEUS] 
VALENTINE 
Welcome, dear Proteus! Mistress, I beseech you, 

Confirm his welcome with some special favour. 
SILVIA 
His worth is warrant for his welcome hither, 

If this be he you oft have wish'd to hear from. 
VALENTINE 
Mistress, it is: sweet lady, entertain him 

To be my fellow-servant to your ladyship. 
SILVIA 
Too low a mistress for so high a servant. 
PROTEUS 
Not so, sweet lady: but too mean a servant 

To have a look of such a worthy mistress. 
VALENTINE 
Leave off discourse of disability: 

Sweet lady, entertain him for your servant. 
PROTEUS 
My duty will I boast of; nothing else. 
SILVIA 
And duty never yet did want his meed: 

Servant, you are welcome to a worthless mistress. 
PROTEUS 
I'll die on him that says so but yourself. 
SILVIA 
That you are welcome? 
PROTEUS 
That you are worthless. 
[Re-enter THURIO] 
THURIO 
Madam, my lord your father would speak with you. 
SILVIA 
I wait upon his pleasure. Come, Sir Thurio, 

Go with me. Once more, new servant, welcome: 
I'll leave you to confer of home affairs; 
When you have done, we look to hear from you. 
PROTEUS 
We'll both attend upon your ladyship. 
[Exeunt SILVIA and THURIO] 
VALENTINE 
Now, tell me, how do all from whence you came? 
PROTEUS 
Your friends are well and have them much commended. 
VALENTINE 
And how do yours? 
PROTEUS 
I left them all in health. 
VALENTINE 
How does your lady? and how thrives your love? 
PROTEUS 
My tales of love were wont to weary you; 

I know you joy not in a love discourse. 
VALENTINE 
Ay, Proteus, but that life is alter'd now: 

I have done penance for contemning Love, 
Whose high imperious thoughts have punish'd me 
With bitter fasts, with penitential groans, 
With nightly tears and daily heart-sore sighs; 
For in revenge of my contempt of love, 
Love hath chased sleep from my enthralled eyes 
And made them watchers of mine own heart's sorrow. 
O gentle Proteus, Love's a mighty lord, 
And hath so humbled me, as, I confess, 
There is no woe to his correction, 
Nor to his service no such joy on earth. 
Now no discourse, except it be of love; 
Now can I break my fast, dine, sup and sleep, 
Upon the very naked name of love. 
PROTEUS 
Enough; I read your fortune in your eye. 

Was this the idol that you worship so? 
VALENTINE 
Even she; and is she not a heavenly saint? 
PROTEUS 
No; but she is an earthly paragon. 
VALENTINE 
Call her divine. 
PROTEUS 
I will not flatter her. 
VALENTINE 
O, flatter me; for love delights in praises. 
PROTEUS 
When I was sick, you gave me bitter pills, 

And I must minister the like to you. 
VALENTINE 
Then speak the truth by her; if not divine, 

Yet let her be a principality, 
Sovereign to all the creatures on the earth. 
PROTEUS 
Except my mistress. 
VALENTINE 
Sweet, except not any; 

Except thou wilt except against my love. 
PROTEUS 
Have I not reason to prefer mine own? 
VALENTINE 
And I will help thee to prefer her too: 

She shall be dignified with this high honour-- 
To bear my lady's train, lest the base earth 
Should from her vesture chance to steal a kiss 
And, of so great a favour growing proud, 
Disdain to root the summer-swelling flower 
And make rough winter everlastingly. 
PROTEUS 
Why, Valentine, what braggardism is this? 
VALENTINE 
Pardon me, Proteus: all I can is nothing 

To her whose worth makes other worthies nothing; 
She is alone. 
PROTEUS 
Then let her alone. 
VALENTINE 
Not for the world: why, man, she is mine own, 

And I as rich in having such a jewel 
As twenty seas, if all their sand were pearl, 
The water nectar and the rocks pure gold. 
Forgive me that I do not dream on thee, 
Because thou see'st me dote upon my love. 
My foolish rival, that her father likes 
Only for his possessions are so huge, 
Is gone with her along, and I must after, 
For love, thou know'st, is full of jealousy. 
PROTEUS 
But she loves you? 
VALENTINE 
Ay, and we are betroth'd: nay, more, our, 

marriage-hour, 
With all the cunning manner of our flight, 
Determined of; how I must climb her window, 
The ladder made of cords, and all the means 
Plotted and 'greed on for my happiness. 
Good Proteus, go with me to my chamber, 
In these affairs to aid me with thy counsel. 
PROTEUS 
Go on before; I shall inquire you forth: 

I must unto the road, to disembark 
Some necessaries that I needs must use, 
And then I'll presently attend you. 
VALENTINE 
Will you make haste? 
PROTEUS 
I will. 
[Exit VALENTINE] 
Even as one heat another heat expels, 

Or as one nail by strength drives out another, 
So the remembrance of my former love 
Is by a newer object quite forgotten. 
Is it mine, or Valentine's praise, 
Her true perfection, or my false transgression, 
That makes me reasonless to reason thus? 
She is fair; and so is Julia that I love-- 
That I did love, for now my love is thaw'd; 
Which, like a waxen image, 'gainst a fire, 
Bears no impression of the thing it was. 
Methinks my zeal to Valentine is cold, 
And that I love him not as I was wont. 
O, but I love his lady too too much, 
And that's the reason I love him so little. 
How shall I dote on her with more advice, 
That thus without advice begin to love her! 
'Tis but her picture I have yet beheld, 
And that hath dazzled my reason's light; 
But when I look on her perfections, 
There is no reason but I shall be blind. 
If I can cheque my erring love, I will; 
If not, to compass her I'll use my skill. 
[Exit] 

Scene V The same. A street.

[Enter SPEED and LAUNCE severally] 
SPEED 
Launce! by mine honesty, welcome to Milan! 
LAUNCE 
Forswear not thyself, sweet youth, for I am not 

welcome. I reckon this always, that a man is never 
undone till he be hanged, nor never welcome to a 
place till some certain shot be paid and the hostess 
say 'Welcome!' 
SPEED 
Come on, you madcap, I'll to the alehouse with you 

presently; where, for one shot of five pence, thou 
shalt have five thousand welcomes. But, sirrah, how 
did thy master part with Madam Julia? 
LAUNCE 
Marry, after they closed in earnest, they parted very 

fairly in jest. 
SPEED 
But shall she marry him? 
LAUNCE 
No. 
SPEED 
How then? shall he marry her? 
LAUNCE 
No, neither. 
SPEED 
What, are they broken? 
LAUNCE 
No, they are both as whole as a fish. 
SPEED 
Why, then, how stands the matter with them? 
LAUNCE 
Marry, thus: when it stands well with him, it 

stands well with her. 
SPEED 
What an ass art thou! I understand thee not. 
LAUNCE 
What a block art thou, that thou canst not! My 

staff understands me. 
SPEED 
What thou sayest? 
LAUNCE 
Ay, and what I do too: look thee, I'll but lean, 

and my staff understands me. 
SPEED 
It stands under thee, indeed. 
LAUNCE 
Why, stand-under and under-stand is all one. 
SPEED 
But tell me true, will't be a match? 
LAUNCE 
Ask my dog: if he say ay, it will! if he say no, 

it will; if he shake his tail and say nothing, it will. 
SPEED 
The conclusion is then that it will. 
LAUNCE 
Thou shalt never get such a secret from me but by a parable. 
SPEED 
'Tis well that I get it so. But, Launce, how sayest 

thou, that my master is become a notable lover? 
LAUNCE 
I never knew him otherwise. 
SPEED 
Than how? 
LAUNCE 
A notable lubber, as thou reportest him to be. 
SPEED 
Why, thou whoreson ass, thou mistakest me. 
LAUNCE 
Why, fool, I meant not thee; I meant thy master. 
SPEED 
I tell thee, my master is become a hot lover. 
LAUNCE 
Why, I tell thee, I care not though he burn himself 

in love. If thou wilt, go with me to the alehouse; 
if not, thou art an Hebrew, a Jew, and not worth the 
name of a Christian. 
SPEED 
Why? 
LAUNCE 
Because thou hast not so much charity in thee as to 

go to the ale with a Christian. Wilt thou go? 
SPEED 
At thy service. 
[Exeunt] 

Scene VI The same. The DUKE'S palace.

[Enter PROTEUS] 
PROTEUS 
To leave my Julia, shall I be forsworn; 

To love fair Silvia, shall I be forsworn; 
To wrong my friend, I shall be much forsworn; 
And even that power which gave me first my oath 
Provokes me to this threefold perjury; 
Love bade me swear and Love bids me forswear. 
O sweet-suggesting Love, if thou hast sinned, 
Teach me, thy tempted subject, to excuse it! 
At first I did adore a twinkling star, 
But now I worship a celestial sun. 
Unheedful vows may heedfully be broken, 
And he wants wit that wants resolved will 
To learn his wit to exchange the bad for better. 
Fie, fie, unreverend tongue! to call her bad, 
Whose sovereignty so oft thou hast preferr'd 
With twenty thousand soul-confirming oaths. 
I cannot leave to love, and yet I do; 
But there I leave to love where I should love. 
Julia I lose and Valentine I lose: 
If I keep them, I needs must lose myself; 
If I lose them, thus find I by their loss 
For Valentine myself, for Julia Silvia. 
I to myself am dearer than a friend, 
For love is still most precious in itself; 
And Silvia--witness Heaven, that made her fair!-- 
Shows Julia but a swarthy Ethiope. 
I will forget that Julia is alive, 
Remembering that my love to her is dead; 
And Valentine I'll hold an enemy, 
Aiming at Silvia as a sweeter friend. 
I cannot now prove constant to myself, 
Without some treachery used to Valentine. 
This night he meaneth with a corded ladder 
To climb celestial Silvia's chamber-window, 
Myself in counsel, his competitor. 
Now presently I'll give her father notice 
Of their disguising and pretended flight; 
Who, all enraged, will banish Valentine; 
For Thurio, he intends, shall wed his daughter; 
But, Valentine being gone, I'll quickly cross 
By some sly trick blunt Thurio's dull proceeding. 
Love, lend me wings to make my purpose swift, 
As thou hast lent me wit to plot this drift! 
[Exit] 

Scene VII Verona. JULIA'S house.

[Enter JULIA and LUCETTA] 
JULIA 
Counsel, Lucetta; gentle girl, assist me; 

And even in kind love I do conjure thee, 
Who art the table wherein all my thoughts 
Are visibly character'd and engraved, 
To lesson me and tell me some good mean 
How, with my honour, I may undertake 
A journey to my loving Proteus. 
LUCETTA 
Alas, the way is wearisome and long! 
JULIA 
A true-devoted pilgrim is not weary 

To measure kingdoms with his feeble steps; 
Much less shall she that hath Love's wings to fly, 
And when the flight is made to one so dear, 
Of such divine perfection, as Sir Proteus. 
LUCETTA 
Better forbear till Proteus make return. 
JULIA 
O, know'st thou not his looks are my soul's food? 

Pity the dearth that I have pined in, 
By longing for that food so long a time. 
Didst thou but know the inly touch of love, 
Thou wouldst as soon go kindle fire with snow 
As seek to quench the fire of love with words. 
LUCETTA 
I do not seek to quench your love's hot fire, 

But qualify the fire's extreme rage, 
Lest it should burn above the bounds of reason. 
JULIA 
The more thou damm'st it up, the more it burns. 

The current that with gentle murmur glides, 
Thou know'st, being stopp'd, impatiently doth rage; 
But when his fair course is not hindered, 
He makes sweet music with the enamell'ed stones, 
Giving a gentle kiss to every sedge 
He overtaketh in his pilgrimage, 
And so by many winding nooks he strays 
With willing sport to the wild ocean. 
Then let me go and hinder not my course 
I'll be as patient as a gentle stream 
And make a pastime of each weary step, 
Till the last step have brought me to my love; 
And there I'll rest, as after much turmoil 
A blessed soul doth in Elysium. 
LUCETTA 
But in what habit will you go along? 
JULIA 
Not like a woman; for I would prevent 

The loose encounters of lascivious men: 
Gentle Lucetta, fit me with such weeds 
As may beseem some well-reputed page. 
LUCETTA 
Why, then, your ladyship must cut your hair. 
JULIA 
No, girl, I'll knit it up in silken strings 

With twenty odd-conceited true-love knots. 
To be fantastic may become a youth 
Of greater time than I shall show to be. 
LUCETTA 
What fashion, madam shall I make your breeches? 
JULIA 
That fits as well as 'Tell me, good my lord, 

What compass will you wear your farthingale?' 
Why even what fashion thou best likest, Lucetta. 
LUCETTA 
You must needs have them with a codpiece, madam. 
JULIA 
Out, out, Lucetta! that would be ill-favour'd. 
LUCETTA 
A round hose, madam, now's not worth a pin, 

Unless you have a codpiece to stick pins on. 
JULIA 
Lucetta, as thou lovest me, let me have 

What thou thinkest meet and is most mannerly. 
But tell me, wench, how will the world repute me 
For undertaking so unstaid a journey? 
I fear me, it will make me scandalized. 
LUCETTA 
If you think so, then stay at home and go not. 
JULIA 
Nay, that I will not. 
LUCETTA 
Then never dream on infamy, but go. 

If Proteus like your journey when you come, 
No matter who's displeased when you are gone: 
I fear me, he will scarce be pleased withal. 
JULIA 
That is the least, Lucetta, of my fear: 

A thousand oaths, an ocean of his tears 
And instances of infinite of love 
Warrant me welcome to my Proteus. 
LUCETTA 
All these are servants to deceitful men. 
JULIA 
Base men, that use them to so base effect! 

But truer stars did govern Proteus' birth 
His words are bonds, his oaths are oracles, 
His love sincere, his thoughts immaculate, 
His tears pure messengers sent from his heart, 
His heart as far from fraud as heaven from earth. 
LUCETTA 
Pray heaven he prove so, when you come to him! 
JULIA 
Now, as thou lovest me, do him not that wrong 

To bear a hard opinion of his truth: 
Only deserve my love by loving him; 
And presently go with me to my chamber, 
To take a note of what I stand in need of, 
To furnish me upon my longing journey. 
All that is mine I leave at thy dispose, 
My goods, my lands, my reputation; 
Only, in lieu thereof, dispatch me hence. 
Come, answer not, but to it presently! 
I am impatient of my tarriance. 
[Exeunt] 

Act III

Scene I Milan. The DUKE's palace.

[Enter DUKE, THURIO, and PROTEUS] 
DUKE 
Sir Thurio, give us leave, I pray, awhile; 

We have some secrets to confer about. 
[Exit THURIO] 
Now, tell me, Proteus, what's your will with me? 
PROTEUS 
My gracious lord, that which I would discover 

The law of friendship bids me to conceal; 
But when I call to mind your gracious favours 
Done to me, undeserving as I am, 
My duty pricks me on to utter that 
Which else no worldly good should draw from me. 
Know, worthy prince, Sir Valentine, my friend, 
This night intends to steal away your daughter: 
Myself am one made privy to the plot. 
I know you have determined to bestow her 
On Thurio, whom your gentle daughter hates; 
And should she thus be stol'n away from you, 
It would be much vexation to your age. 
Thus, for my duty's sake, I rather chose 
To cross my friend in his intended drift 
Than, by concealing it, heap on your head 
A pack of sorrows which would press you down, 
Being unprevented, to your timeless grave. 
DUKE 
Proteus, I thank thee for thine honest care; 

Which to requite, command me while I live. 
This love of theirs myself have often seen, 
Haply when they have judged me fast asleep, 
And oftentimes have purposed to forbid 
Sir Valentine her company and my court: 
But fearing lest my jealous aim might err 
And so unworthily disgrace the man, 
A rashness that I ever yet have shunn'd, 
I gave him gentle looks, thereby to find 
That which thyself hast now disclosed to me. 
And, that thou mayst perceive my fear of this, 
Knowing that tender youth is soon suggested, 
I nightly lodge her in an upper tower, 
The key whereof myself have ever kept; 
And thence she cannot be convey'd away. 
PROTEUS 
Know, noble lord, they have devised a mean 

How he her chamber-window will ascend 
And with a corded ladder fetch her down; 
For which the youthful lover now is gone 
And this way comes he with it presently; 
Where, if it please you, you may intercept him. 
But, good my Lord, do it so cunningly 
That my discovery be not aimed at; 
For love of you, not hate unto my friend, 
Hath made me publisher of this pretence. 
DUKE 
Upon mine honour, he shall never know 

That I had any light from thee of this. 
PROTEUS 
Adieu, my Lord; Sir Valentine is coming. 
[Exit] 
[Enter VALENTINE] 
DUKE 
Sir Valentine, whither away so fast? 
VALENTINE 
Please it your grace, there is a messenger 

That stays to bear my letters to my friends, 
And I am going to deliver them. 
DUKE 
Be they of much import? 
VALENTINE 
The tenor of them doth but signify 

My health and happy being at your court. 
DUKE 
Nay then, no matter; stay with me awhile; 

I am to break with thee of some affairs 
That touch me near, wherein thou must be secret. 
'Tis not unknown to thee that I have sought 
To match my friend Sir Thurio to my daughter. 
VALENTINE 
I know it well, my Lord; and, sure, the match 

Were rich and honourable; besides, the gentleman 
Is full of virtue, bounty, worth and qualities 
Beseeming such a wife as your fair daughter: 
Cannot your Grace win her to fancy him? 
DUKE 
No, trust me; she is peevish, sullen, froward, 

Proud, disobedient, stubborn, lacking duty, 
Neither regarding that she is my child 
Nor fearing me as if I were her father; 
And, may I say to thee, this pride of hers, 
Upon advice, hath drawn my love from her; 
And, where I thought the remnant of mine age 
Should have been cherish'd by her child-like duty, 
I now am full resolved to take a wife 
And turn her out to who will take her in: 
Then let her beauty be her wedding-dower; 
For me and my possessions she esteems not. 
VALENTINE 
What would your Grace have me to do in this? 
DUKE 
There is a lady in Verona here 

Whom I affect; but she is nice and coy 
And nought esteems my aged eloquence: 
Now therefore would I have thee to my tutor-- 
For long agone I have forgot to court; 
Besides, the fashion of the time is changed-- 
How and which way I may bestow myself 
To be regarded in her sun-bright eye. 
VALENTINE 
Win her with gifts, if she respect not words: 

Dumb jewels often in their silent kind 
More than quick words do move a woman's mind. 
DUKE 
But she did scorn a present that I sent her. 
VALENTINE 
A woman sometimes scorns what best contents her. 

Send her another; never give her o'er; 
For scorn at first makes after-love the more. 
If she do frown, 'tis not in hate of you, 
But rather to beget more love in you: 
If she do chide, 'tis not to have you gone; 
For why, the fools are mad, if left alone. 
Take no repulse, whatever she doth say; 
For 'get you gone,' she doth not mean 'away!' 
Flatter and praise, commend, extol their graces; 
Though ne'er so black, say they have angels' faces. 
That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man, 
If with his tongue he cannot win a woman. 
DUKE 
But she I mean is promised by her friends 

Unto a youthful gentleman of worth, 
And kept severely from resort of men, 
That no man hath access by day to her. 
VALENTINE 
Why, then, I would resort to her by night. 
DUKE 
Ay, but the doors be lock'd and keys kept safe, 

That no man hath recourse to her by night. 
VALENTINE 
What lets but one may enter at her window? 
DUKE 
Her chamber is aloft, far from the ground, 

And built so shelving that one cannot climb it 
Without apparent hazard of his life. 
VALENTINE 
Why then, a ladder quaintly made of cords, 

To cast up, with a pair of anchoring hooks, 
Would serve to scale another Hero's tower, 
So bold Leander would adventure it. 
DUKE 
Now, as thou art a gentleman of blood, 

Advise me where I may have such a ladder. 
VALENTINE 
When would you use it? pray, sir, tell me that. 
DUKE 
This very night; for Love is like a child, 

That longs for every thing that he can come by. 
VALENTINE 
By seven o'clock I'll get you such a ladder. 
DUKE 
But, hark thee; I will go to her alone: 

How shall I best convey the ladder thither? 
VALENTINE 
It will be light, my lord, that you may bear it 

Under a cloak that is of any length. 
DUKE 
A cloak as long as thine will serve the turn? 
VALENTINE 
Ay, my good lord. 
DUKE 
Then let me see thy cloak: 

I'll get me one of such another length. 
VALENTINE 
Why, any cloak will serve the turn, my lord. 
DUKE 
How shall I fashion me to wear a cloak? 

I pray thee, let me feel thy cloak upon me. 
What letter is this same? What's here? 'To Silvia'! 
And here an engine fit for my proceeding. 
I'll be so bold to break the seal for once. 
[Reads] 
'My thoughts do harbour with my Silvia nightly, 

And slaves they are to me that send them flying: 
O, could their master come and go as lightly, 
Himself would lodge where senseless they are lying! 
My herald thoughts in thy pure bosom rest them: 
While I, their king, that hither them importune, 
Do curse the grace that with such grace hath bless'd them, 
Because myself do want my servants' fortune: 
I curse myself, for they are sent by me, 
That they should harbour where their lord would be.' 
What's here? 
'Silvia, this night I will enfranchise thee.' 
'Tis so; and here's the ladder for the purpose. 
Why, Phaeton,--for thou art Merops' son,-- 
Wilt thou aspire to guide the heavenly car 
And with thy daring folly burn the world? 
Wilt thou reach stars, because they shine on thee? 
Go, base intruder! overweening slave! 
Bestow thy fawning smiles on equal mates, 
And think my patience, more than thy desert, 
Is privilege for thy departure hence: 
Thank me for this more than for all the favours 
Which all too much I have bestow'd on thee. 
But if thou linger in my territories 
Longer than swiftest expedition 
Will give thee time to leave our royal court, 
By heaven! my wrath shall far exceed the love 
I ever bore my daughter or thyself. 
Be gone! I will not hear thy vain excuse; 
But, as thou lovest thy life, make speed from hence. 
[Exit] 
VALENTINE 
And why not death rather than living torment? 

To die is to be banish'd from myself; 
And Silvia is myself: banish'd from her 
Is self from self: a deadly banishment! 
What light is light, if Silvia be not seen? 
What joy is joy, if Silvia be not by? 
Unless it be to think that she is by 
And feed upon the shadow of perfection 
Except I be by Silvia in the night, 
There is no music in the nightingale; 
Unless I look on Silvia in the day, 
There is no day for me to look upon; 
She is my essence, and I leave to be, 
If I be not by her fair influence 
Foster'd, illumined, cherish'd, kept alive. 
I fly not death, to fly his deadly doom: 
Tarry I here, I but attend on death: 
But, fly I hence, I fly away from life. 
[Enter PROTEUS and LAUNCE] 
PROTEUS 
Run, boy, run, run, and seek him out. 
LAUNCE 
Soho, soho! 
PROTEUS 
What seest thou? 
LAUNCE 
Him we go to find: there's not a hair on's head 

but 'tis a Valentine. 
PROTEUS 
Valentine? 
VALENTINE 
No. 
PROTEUS 
Who then? his spirit? 
VALENTINE 
Neither. 
PROTEUS 
What then? 
VALENTINE 
Nothing. 
LAUNCE 
Can nothing speak? Master, shall I strike? 
PROTEUS 
Who wouldst thou strike? 
LAUNCE 
Nothing. 
PROTEUS 
Villain, forbear. 
LAUNCE 
Why, sir, I'll strike nothing: I pray you,-- 
PROTEUS 
Sirrah, I say, forbear. Friend Valentine, a word. 
VALENTINE 
My ears are stopt and cannot hear good news, 

So much of bad already hath possess'd them. 
PROTEUS 
Then in dumb silence will I bury mine, 

For they are harsh, untuneable and bad. 
VALENTINE 
Is Silvia dead? 
PROTEUS 
No, Valentine. 
VALENTINE 
No Valentine, indeed, for sacred Silvia. 

Hath she forsworn me? 
PROTEUS 
No, Valentine. 
VALENTINE 
No Valentine, if Silvia have forsworn me. 

What is your news? 
LAUNCE 
Sir, there is a proclamation that you are vanished. 
PROTEUS 
That thou art banished--O, that's the news!-- 

From hence, from Silvia and from me thy friend. 
VALENTINE 
O, I have fed upon this woe already, 

And now excess of it will make me surfeit. 
Doth Silvia know that I am banished? 
PROTEUS 
Ay, ay; and she hath offer'd to the doom-- 

Which, unreversed, stands in effectual force-- 
A sea of melting pearl, which some call tears: 
Those at her father's churlish feet she tender'd; 
With them, upon her knees, her humble self; 
Wringing her hands, whose whiteness so became them 
As if but now they waxed pale for woe: 
But neither bended knees, pure hands held up, 
Sad sighs, deep groans, nor silver-shedding tears, 
Could penetrate her uncompassionate sire; 
But Valentine, if he be ta'en, must die. 
Besides, her intercession chafed him so, 
When she for thy repeal was suppliant, 
That to close prison he commanded her, 
With many bitter threats of biding there. 
VALENTINE 
No more; unless the next word that thou speak'st 

Have some malignant power upon my life: 
If so, I pray thee, breathe it in mine ear, 
As ending anthem of my endless dolour. 
PROTEUS 
Cease to lament for that thou canst not help, 

And study help for that which thou lament'st. 
Time is the nurse and breeder of all good. 
Here if thou stay, thou canst not see thy love; 
Besides, thy staying will abridge thy life. 
Hope is a lover's staff; walk hence with that 
And manage it against despairing thoughts. 
Thy letters may be here, though thou art hence; 
Which, being writ to me, shall be deliver'd 
Even in the milk-white bosom of thy love. 
The time now serves not to expostulate: 
Come, I'll convey thee through the city-gate; 
And, ere I part with thee, confer at large 
Of all that may concern thy love-affairs. 
As thou lovest Silvia, though not for thyself, 
Regard thy danger, and along with me! 
VALENTINE 
I pray thee, Launce, an if thou seest my boy, 

Bid him make haste and meet me at the North-gate. 
PROTEUS 
Go, sirrah, find him out. Come, Valentine. 
VALENTINE 
O my dear Silvia! Hapless Valentine! 
[Exeunt VALENTINE and PROTEUS] 
LAUNCE 
I am but a fool, look you; and yet I have the wit to 

think my master is a kind of a knave: but that's 
all one, if he be but one knave. He lives not now 
that knows me to be in love; yet I am in love; but a 
team of horse shall not pluck that from me; nor who 
'tis I love; and yet 'tis a woman; but what woman, I 
will not tell myself; and yet 'tis a milkmaid; yet 
'tis not a maid, for she hath had gossips; yet 'tis 
a maid, for she is her master's maid, and serves for 
wages. She hath more qualities than a water-spaniel; 
which is much in a bare Christian. 
[Pulling out a paper] 
Here is the cate-log of her condition. 

'Imprimis: She can fetch and carry.' Why, a horse 
can do no more: nay, a horse cannot fetch, but only 
carry; therefore is she better than a jade. 'Item: 
She can milk;' look you, a sweet virtue in a maid 
with clean hands. 
[Enter SPEED] 
SPEED 
How now, Signior Launce! what news with your 

mastership? 
LAUNCE 
With my master's ship? why, it is at sea. 
SPEED 
Well, your old vice still; mistake the word. What 

news, then, in your paper? 
LAUNCE 
The blackest news that ever thou heardest. 
SPEED 
Why, man, how black? 
LAUNCE 
Why, as black as ink. 
SPEED 
Let me read them. 
LAUNCE 
Fie on thee, jolt-head! thou canst not read. 
SPEED 
Thou liest; I can. 
LAUNCE 
I will try thee. Tell me this: who begot thee? 
SPEED 
Marry, the son of my grandfather. 
LAUNCE 
O illiterate loiterer! it was the son of thy 

grandmother: this proves that thou canst not read. 
SPEED 
Come, fool, come; try me in thy paper. 
LAUNCE 
There; and St. Nicholas be thy speed! 
SPEED 
[Reads] 'Imprimis: She can milk.' 
LAUNCE 
Ay, that she can. 
SPEED 
'Item: She brews good ale.' 
LAUNCE 
And thereof comes the proverb: 'Blessing of your 

heart, you brew good ale.' 
SPEED 
'Item: She can sew.' 
LAUNCE 
That's as much as to say, Can she so? 
SPEED 
'Item: She can knit.' 
LAUNCE 
What need a man care for a stock with a wench, when 

she can knit him a stock? 
SPEED 
'Item: She can wash and scour.' 
LAUNCE 
A special virtue: for then she need not be washed 

and scoured. 
SPEED 
'Item: She can spin.' 
LAUNCE 
Then may I set the world on wheels, when she can 

spin for her living. 
SPEED 
'Item: She hath many nameless virtues.' 
LAUNCE 
That's as much as to say, bastard virtues; that, 

indeed, know not their fathers and therefore have no names. 
SPEED 
'Here follow her vices.' 
LAUNCE 
Close at the heels of her virtues. 
SPEED 
'Item: She is not to be kissed fasting in respect 

of her breath.' 
LAUNCE 
Well, that fault may be mended with a breakfast. Read on. 
SPEED 
'Item: She hath a sweet mouth.' 
LAUNCE 
That makes amends for her sour breath. 
SPEED 
'Item: She doth talk in her sleep.' 
LAUNCE 
It's no matter for that, so she sleep not in her talk. 
SPEED 
'Item: She is slow in words.' 
LAUNCE 
O villain, that set this down among her vices! To 

be slow in words is a woman's only virtue: I pray 
thee, out with't, and place it for her chief virtue. 
SPEED 
'Item: She is proud.' 
LAUNCE 
Out with that too; it was Eve's legacy, and cannot 

be ta'en from her. 
SPEED 
'Item: She hath no teeth.' 
LAUNCE 
I care not for that neither, because I love crusts. 
SPEED 
'Item: She is curst.' 
LAUNCE 
Well, the best is, she hath no teeth to bite. 
SPEED 
'Item: She will often praise her liquor.' 
LAUNCE 
If her liquor be good, she shall: if she will not, I 

will; for good things should be praised. 
SPEED 
'Item: She is too liberal.' 
LAUNCE 
Of her tongue she cannot, for that's writ down she 

is slow of; of her purse she shall not, for that 
I'll keep shut: now, of another thing she may, and 
that cannot I help. Well, proceed. 
SPEED 
'Item: She hath more hair than wit, and more faults 

than hairs, and more wealth than faults.' 
LAUNCE 
Stop there; I'll have her: she was mine, and not 

mine, twice or thrice in that last article. 
Rehearse that once more. 
SPEED 
'Item: She hath more hair than wit,'-- 
LAUNCE 
More hair than wit? It may be; I'll prove it. The 

cover of the salt hides the salt, and therefore it 
is more than the salt; the hair that covers the wit 
is more than the wit, for the greater hides the 
less. What's next? 
SPEED 
'And more faults than hairs,'-- 
LAUNCE 
That's monstrous: O, that that were out! 
SPEED 
'And more wealth than faults.' 
LAUNCE 
Why, that word makes the faults gracious. Well, 

I'll have her; and if it be a match, as nothing is 
impossible,-- 
SPEED 
What then? 
LAUNCE 
Why, then will I tell thee--that thy master stays 

for thee at the North-gate. 
SPEED 
For me? 
LAUNCE 
For thee! ay, who art thou? he hath stayed for a 

better man than thee. 
SPEED 
And must I go to him? 
LAUNCE 
Thou must run to him, for thou hast stayed so long 

that going will scarce serve the turn. 
SPEED 
Why didst not tell me sooner? pox of your love letters! 
[Exit] 
LAUNCE 
Now will he be swinged for reading my letter; an 

unmannerly slave, that will thrust himself into 
secrets! I'll after, to rejoice in the boy's correction. 
[Exit] 

Scene II The same. The DUKE's palace.

[Enter DUKE and THURIO] 
DUKE 
Sir Thurio, fear not but that she will love you, 

Now Valentine is banish'd from her sight. 
THURIO 
Since his exile she hath despised me most, 

Forsworn my company and rail'd at me, 
That I am desperate of obtaining her. 
DUKE 
This weak impress of love is as a figure 

Trenched in ice, which with an hour's heat 
Dissolves to water and doth lose his form. 
A little time will melt her frozen thoughts 
And worthless Valentine shall be forgot. 
[Enter PROTEUS] 
How now, Sir Proteus! Is your countryman 

According to our proclamation gone? 
PROTEUS 
Gone, my good lord. 
DUKE 
My daughter takes his going grievously. 
PROTEUS 
A little time, my lord, will kill that grief. 
DUKE 
So I believe; but Thurio thinks not so. 

Proteus, the good conceit I hold of thee-- 
For thou hast shown some sign of good desert-- 
Makes me the better to confer with thee. 
PROTEUS 
Longer than I prove loyal to your grace 

Let me not live to look upon your grace. 
DUKE 
Thou know'st how willingly I would effect 

The match between Sir Thurio and my daughter. 
PROTEUS 
I do, my lord. 
DUKE 
And also, I think, thou art not ignorant 

How she opposes her against my will 
PROTEUS 
She did, my lord, when Valentine was here. 
DUKE 
Ay, and perversely she persevers so. 

What might we do to make the girl forget 
The love of Valentine and love Sir Thurio? 
PROTEUS 
The best way is to slander Valentine 

With falsehood, cowardice and poor descent, 
Three things that women highly hold in hate. 
DUKE 
Ay, but she'll think that it is spoke in hate. 
PROTEUS 
Ay, if his enemy deliver it: 

Therefore it must with circumstance be spoken 
By one whom she esteemeth as his friend. 
DUKE 
Then you must undertake to slander him. 
PROTEUS 
And that, my lord, I shall be loath to do: 

'Tis an ill office for a gentleman, 
Especially against his very friend. 
DUKE 
Where your good word cannot advantage him, 

Your slander never can endamage him; 
Therefore the office is indifferent, 
Being entreated to it by your friend. 
PROTEUS 
You have prevail'd, my lord; if I can do it 

By ought that I can speak in his dispraise, 
She shall not long continue love to him. 
But say this weed her love from Valentine, 
It follows not that she will love Sir Thurio. 
THURIO 
Therefore, as you unwind her love from him, 

Lest it should ravel and be good to none, 
You must provide to bottom it on me; 
Which must be done by praising me as much 
As you in worth dispraise Sir Valentine. 
DUKE 
And, Proteus, we dare trust you in this kind, 

Because we know, on Valentine's report, 
You are already Love's firm votary 
And cannot soon revolt and change your mind. 
Upon this warrant shall you have access 
Where you with Silvia may confer at large; 
For she is lumpish, heavy, melancholy, 
And, for your friend's sake, will be glad of you; 
Where you may temper her by your persuasion 
To hate young Valentine and love my friend. 
PROTEUS 
As much as I can do, I will effect: 

But you, Sir Thurio, are not sharp enough; 
You must lay lime to tangle her desires 
By wailful sonnets, whose composed rhymes 
Should be full-fraught with serviceable vows. 
DUKE 
Ay, 

Much is the force of heaven-bred poesy. 
PROTEUS 
Say that upon the altar of her beauty 

You sacrifice your tears, your sighs, your heart: 
Write till your ink be dry, and with your tears 
Moist it again, and frame some feeling line 
That may discover such integrity: 
For Orpheus' lute was strung with poets' sinews, 
Whose golden touch could soften steel and stones, 
Make tigers tame and huge leviathans 
Forsake unsounded deeps to dance on sands. 
After your dire-lamenting elegies, 
Visit by night your lady's chamber-window 
With some sweet concert; to their instruments 
Tune a deploring dump: the night's dead silence 
Will well become such sweet-complaining grievance. 
This, or else nothing, will inherit her. 
DUKE 
This discipline shows thou hast been in love. 
THURIO 
And thy advice this night I'll put in practise. 

Therefore, sweet Proteus, my direction-giver, 
Let us into the city presently 
To sort some gentlemen well skill'd in music. 
I have a sonnet that will serve the turn 
To give the onset to thy good advice. 
DUKE 
About it, gentlemen! 
PROTEUS 
We'll wait upon your grace till after supper, 

And afterward determine our proceedings. 
DUKE 
Even now about it! I will pardon you. 
[Exeunt] 

Act IV

Scene I The frontiers of Mantua. A forest.

[Enter certain Outlaws] 
First Outlaw 
Fellows, stand fast; I see a passenger. 
Second Outlaw 
If there be ten, shrink not, but down with 'em. 
[Enter VALENTINE and SPEED] 
Third Outlaw 
Stand, sir, and throw us that you have about ye: 

If not: we'll make you sit and rifle you. 
SPEED 
Sir, we are undone; these are the villains 

That all the travellers do fear so much. 
VALENTINE 
My friends,-- 
First Outlaw 
That's not so, sir: we are your enemies. 
Second Outlaw 
Peace! we'll hear him. 
Third Outlaw 
Ay, by my beard, will we, for he's a proper man. 
VALENTINE 
Then know that I have little wealth to lose: 

A man I am cross'd with adversity; 
My riches are these poor habiliments, 
Of which if you should here disfurnish me, 
You take the sum and substance that I have. 
Second Outlaw 
Whither travel you? 
VALENTINE 
To Verona. 
First Outlaw 
Whence came you? 
VALENTINE 
From Milan. 
Third Outlaw 
Have you long sojourned there? 
VALENTINE 
Some sixteen months, and longer might have stay'd, 

If crooked fortune had not thwarted me. 
First Outlaw 
What, were you banish'd thence? 
VALENTINE 
I was. 
Second Outlaw 
For what offence? 
VALENTINE 
For that which now torments me to rehearse: 

I kill'd a man, whose death I much repent; 
But yet I slew him manfully in fight, 
Without false vantage or base treachery. 
First Outlaw 
Why, ne'er repent it, if it were done so. 

But were you banish'd for so small a fault? 
VALENTINE 
I was, and held me glad of such a doom. 
Second Outlaw 
Have you the tongues? 
VALENTINE 
My youthful travel therein made me happy, 

Or else I often had been miserable. 
Third Outlaw 
By the bare scalp of Robin Hood's fat friar, 

This fellow were a king for our wild faction! 
First Outlaw 
We'll have him. Sirs, a word. 
SPEED 
Master, be one of them; it's an honourable kind of thievery. 
VALENTINE 
Peace, villain! 
Second Outlaw 
Tell us this: have you any thing to take to? 
VALENTINE 
Nothing but my fortune. 
Third Outlaw 
Know, then, that some of us are gentlemen, 

Such as the fury of ungovern'd youth 
Thrust from the company of awful men: 
Myself was from Verona banished 
For practising to steal away a lady, 
An heir, and near allied unto the duke. 
Second Outlaw 
And I from Mantua, for a gentleman, 

Who, in my mood, I stabb'd unto the heart. 
First Outlaw 
And I for such like petty crimes as these, 

But to the purpose--for we cite our faults, 
That they may hold excus'd our lawless lives; 
And partly, seeing you are beautified 
With goodly shape and by your own report 
A linguist and a man of such perfection 
As we do in our quality much want-- 
Second Outlaw 
Indeed, because you are a banish'd man, 

Therefore, above the rest, we parley to you: 
Are you content to be our general? 
To make a virtue of necessity 
And live, as we do, in this wilderness? 
Third Outlaw 
What say'st thou? wilt thou be of our consort? 

Say ay, and be the captain of us all: 
We'll do thee homage and be ruled by thee, 
Love thee as our commander and our king. 
First Outlaw 
But if thou scorn our courtesy, thou diest. 
Second Outlaw 
Thou shalt not live to brag what we have offer'd. 
VALENTINE 
I take your offer and will live with you, 

Provided that you do no outrages 
On silly women or poor passengers. 
Third Outlaw 
No, we detest such vile base practises. 

Come, go with us, we'll bring thee to our crews, 
And show thee all the treasure we have got, 
Which, with ourselves, all rest at thy dispose. 
[Exeunt] 

Scene II Milan. Outside the DUKE's palace, under SILVIA's chamber.

[Enter PROTEUS] 
PROTEUS 
Already have I been false to Valentine 

And now I must be as unjust to Thurio. 
Under the colour of commending him, 
I have access my own love to prefer: 
But Silvia is too fair, too true, too holy, 
To be corrupted with my worthless gifts. 
When I protest true loyalty to her, 
She twits me with my falsehood to my friend; 
When to her beauty I commend my vows, 
She bids me think how I have been forsworn 
In breaking faith with Julia whom I loved: 
And notwithstanding all her sudden quips, 
The least whereof would quell a lover's hope, 
Yet, spaniel-like, the more she spurns my love, 
The more it grows and fawneth on her still. 
But here comes Thurio: now must we to her window, 
And give some evening music to her ear. 
[Enter THURIO and Musicians] 
THURIO 
How now, Sir Proteus, are you crept before us? 
PROTEUS 
Ay, gentle Thurio: for you know that love 

Will creep in service where it cannot go. 
THURIO 
Ay, but I hope, sir, that you love not here. 
PROTEUS 
Sir, but I do; or else I would be hence. 
THURIO 
Who? Silvia? 
PROTEUS 
Ay, Silvia; for your sake. 
THURIO 
I thank you for your own. Now, gentlemen, 

Let's tune, and to it lustily awhile. 
[Enter, at a distance, Host, and JULIA in boy's clothes] 
Host 
Now, my young guest, methinks you're allycholly: I 

pray you, why is it? 
JULIA 
Marry, mine host, because I cannot be merry. 
Host 
Come, we'll have you merry: I'll bring you where 

you shall hear music and see the gentleman that you asked for. 
JULIA 
But shall I hear him speak? 
Host 
Ay, that you shall. 
JULIA 
That will be music. 
[Music plays] 
Host 
Hark, hark! 
JULIA 
Is he among these? 
Host 
Ay: but, peace! let's hear 'em. 
SONG. 

Who is Silvia? what is she, 
That all our swains commend her? 
Holy, fair and wise is she; 
The heaven such grace did lend her, 
That she might admired be. 
Is she kind as she is fair? 

For beauty lives with kindness. 
Love doth to her eyes repair, 
To help him of his blindness, 
And, being help'd, inhabits there. 
Then to Silvia let us sing, 

That Silvia is excelling; 
She excels each mortal thing 
Upon the dull earth dwelling: 
To her let us garlands bring. 
Host 
How now! are you sadder than you were before? How 

do you, man? the music likes you not. 
JULIA 
You mistake; the musician likes me not. 
Host 
Why, my pretty youth? 
JULIA 
He plays false, father. 
Host 
How? out of tune on the strings? 
JULIA 
Not so; but yet so false that he grieves my very 

heart-strings. 
Host 
You have a quick ear. 
JULIA 
Ay, I would I were deaf; it makes me have a slow heart. 
Host 
I perceive you delight not in music. 
JULIA 
Not a whit, when it jars so. 
Host 
Hark, what fine change is in the music! 
JULIA 
Ay, that change is the spite. 
Host 
You would have them always play but one thing? 
JULIA 
I would always have one play but one thing. 

But, host, doth this Sir Proteus that we talk on 
Often resort unto this gentlewoman? 
Host 
I tell you what Launce, his man, told me: he loved 

her out of all nick. 
JULIA 
Where is Launce? 
Host 
Gone to seek his dog; which tomorrow, by his 

master's command, he must carry for a present to his lady. 
JULIA 
Peace! stand aside: the company parts. 
PROTEUS 
Sir Thurio, fear not you: I will so plead 

That you shall say my cunning drift excels. 
THURIO 
Where meet we? 
PROTEUS 
At Saint Gregory's well. 
THURIO 
Farewell. 
[Exeunt THURIO and Musicians] 
[Enter SILVIA above] 
PROTEUS 
Madam, good even to your ladyship. 
SILVIA 
I thank you for your music, gentlemen. 

Who is that that spake? 
PROTEUS 
One, lady, if you knew his pure heart's truth, 

You would quickly learn to know him by his voice. 
SILVIA 
Sir Proteus, as I take it. 
PROTEUS 
Sir Proteus, gentle lady, and your servant. 
SILVIA 
What's your will? 
PROTEUS 
That I may compass yours. 
SILVIA 
You have your wish; my will is even this: 

That presently you hie you home to bed. 
Thou subtle, perjured, false, disloyal man! 
Think'st thou I am so shallow, so conceitless, 
To be seduced by thy flattery, 
That hast deceived so many with thy vows? 
Return, return, and make thy love amends. 
For me, by this pale queen of night I swear, 
I am so far from granting thy request 
That I despise thee for thy wrongful suit, 
And by and by intend to chide myself 
Even for this time I spend in talking to thee. 
PROTEUS 
I grant, sweet love, that I did love a lady; 

But she is dead. 
JULIA 
[Aside] 'Twere false, if I should speak it; 

For I am sure she is not buried. 
SILVIA 
Say that she be; yet Valentine thy friend 

Survives; to whom, thyself art witness, 
I am betroth'd: and art thou not ashamed 
To wrong him with thy importunacy? 
PROTEUS 
I likewise hear that Valentine is dead. 
SILVIA 
And so suppose am I; for in his grave 

Assure thyself my love is buried. 
PROTEUS 
Sweet lady, let me rake it from the earth. 
SILVIA 
Go to thy lady's grave and call hers thence, 

Or, at the least, in hers sepulchre thine. 
JULIA 
[Aside] He heard not that. 
PROTEUS 
Madam, if your heart be so obdurate, 

Vouchsafe me yet your picture for my love, 
The picture that is hanging in your chamber; 
To that I'll speak, to that I'll sigh and weep: 
For since the substance of your perfect self 
Is else devoted, I am but a shadow; 
And to your shadow will I make true love. 
JULIA 
[Aside] If 'twere a substance, you would, sure, 

deceive it, 
And make it but a shadow, as I am. 
SILVIA 
I am very loath to be your idol, sir; 

But since your falsehood shall become you well 
To worship shadows and adore false shapes, 
Send to me in the morning and I'll send it: 
And so, good rest. 
PROTEUS 
As wretches have o'ernight 

That wait for execution in the morn. 
[Exeunt PROTEUS and SILVIA severally] 
JULIA 
Host, will you go? 
Host 
By my halidom, I was fast asleep. 
JULIA 
Pray you, where lies Sir Proteus? 
Host 
Marry, at my house. Trust me, I think 'tis almost 

day. 
JULIA 
Not so; but it hath been the longest night 

That e'er I watch'd and the most heaviest. 
[Exeunt] 

Scene III The same.

[Enter EGLAMOUR] 
EGLAMOUR 
This is the hour that Madam Silvia 

Entreated me to call and know her mind: 
There's some great matter she'ld employ me in. 
Madam, madam! 
[Enter SILVIA above] 
SILVIA 
Who calls? 
EGLAMOUR 
Your servant and your friend; 

One that attends your ladyship's command. 
SILVIA 
Sir Eglamour, a thousand times good morrow. 
EGLAMOUR 
As many, worthy lady, to yourself: 

According to your ladyship's impose, 
I am thus early come to know what service 
It is your pleasure to command me in. 
SILVIA 
O Eglamour, thou art a gentleman-- 

Think not I flatter, for I swear I do not-- 
Valiant, wise, remorseful, well accomplish'd: 
Thou art not ignorant what dear good will 
I bear unto the banish'd Valentine, 
Nor how my father would enforce me marry 
Vain Thurio, whom my very soul abhors. 
Thyself hast loved; and I have heard thee say 
No grief did ever come so near thy heart 
As when thy lady and thy true love died, 
Upon whose grave thou vow'dst pure chastity. 
Sir Eglamour, I would to Valentine, 
To Mantua, where I hear he makes abode; 
And, for the ways are dangerous to pass, 
I do desire thy worthy company, 
Upon whose faith and honour I repose. 
Urge not my father's anger, Eglamour, 
But think upon my grief, a lady's grief, 
And on the justice of my flying hence, 
To keep me from a most unholy match, 
Which heaven and fortune still rewards with plagues. 
I do desire thee, even from a heart 
As full of sorrows as the sea of sands, 
To bear me company and go with me: 
If not, to hide what I have said to thee, 
That I may venture to depart alone. 
EGLAMOUR 
Madam, I pity much your grievances; 

Which since I know they virtuously are placed, 
I give consent to go along with you, 
Recking as little what betideth me 
As much I wish all good befortune you. 
When will you go? 
SILVIA 
This evening coming. 
EGLAMOUR 
Where shall I meet you? 
SILVIA 
At Friar Patrick's cell, 

Where I intend holy confession. 
EGLAMOUR 
I will not fail your ladyship. Good morrow, gentle lady. 
SILVIA 
Good morrow, kind Sir Eglamour. 
[Exeunt severally] 

Scene IV The same.

[Enter LAUNCE, with his his Dog] 
LAUNCE 
When a man's servant shall play the cur with him, 

look you, it goes hard: one that I brought up of a 
puppy; one that I saved from drowning, when three or 
four of his blind brothers and sisters went to it. 
I have taught him, even as one would say precisely, 
'thus I would teach a dog.' I was sent to deliver 
him as a present to Mistress Silvia from my master; 
and I came no sooner into the dining-chamber but he 
steps me to her trencher and steals her capon's leg: 
O, 'tis a foul thing when a cur cannot keep himself 
in all companies! I would have, as one should say, 
one that takes upon him to be a dog indeed, to be, 
as it were, a dog at all things. If I had not had 
more wit than he, to take a fault upon me that he did, 
I think verily he had been hanged for't; sure as I 
live, he had suffered for't; you shall judge. He 
thrusts me himself into the company of three or four 
gentlemanlike dogs under the duke's table: he had 
not been there--bless the mark!--a pissing while, but 
all the chamber smelt him. 'Out with the dog!' says 
one: 'What cur is that?' says another: 'Whip him 
out' says the third: 'Hang him up' says the duke. 
I, having been acquainted with the smell before, 
knew it was Crab, and goes me to the fellow that 
whips the dogs: 'Friend,' quoth I, 'you mean to whip 
the dog?' 'Ay, marry, do I,' quoth he. 'You do him 
the more wrong,' quoth I; ''twas I did the thing you 
wot of.' He makes me no more ado, but whips me out 
of the chamber. How many masters would do this for 
his servant? Nay, I'll be sworn, I have sat in the 
stocks for puddings he hath stolen, otherwise he had 
been executed; I have stood on the pillory for geese 
he hath killed, otherwise he had suffered for't. 
Thou thinkest not of this now. Nay, I remember the 
trick you served me when I took my leave of Madam 
Silvia: did not I bid thee still mark me and do as I 
do? when didst thou see me heave up my leg and make 
water against a gentlewoman's farthingale? didst 
thou ever see me do such a trick? 
[Enter PROTEUS and JULIA] 
PROTEUS 
Sebastian is thy name? I like thee well 

And will employ thee in some service presently. 
JULIA 
In what you please: I'll do what I can. 
PROTEUS 
I hope thou wilt. 
[To LAUNCE] 
How now, you whoreson peasant! 

Where have you been these two days loitering? 
LAUNCE 
Marry, sir, I carried Mistress Silvia the dog you bade me. 
PROTEUS 
And what says she to my little jewel? 
LAUNCE 
Marry, she says your dog was a cur, and tells you 

currish thanks is good enough for such a present. 
PROTEUS 
But she received my dog? 
LAUNCE 
No, indeed, did she not: here have I brought him 

back again. 
PROTEUS 
What, didst thou offer her this from me? 
LAUNCE 
Ay, sir: the other squirrel was stolen from me by 

the hangman boys in the market-place: and then I 
offered her mine own, who is a dog as big as ten of 
yours, and therefore the gift the greater. 
PROTEUS 
Go get thee hence, and find my dog again, 

Or ne'er return again into my sight. 
Away, I say! stay'st thou to vex me here? 
[Exit LAUNCE] 
A slave, that still an end turns me to shame! 

Sebastian, I have entertained thee, 
Partly that I have need of such a youth 
That can with some discretion do my business, 
For 'tis no trusting to yond foolish lout, 
But chiefly for thy face and thy behavior, 
Which, if my augury deceive me not, 
Witness good bringing up, fortune and truth: 
Therefore know thou, for this I entertain thee. 
Go presently and take this ring with thee, 
Deliver it to Madam Silvia: 
She loved me well deliver'd it to me. 
JULIA 
It seems you loved not her, to leave her token. 

She is dead, belike? 
PROTEUS 
Not so; I think she lives. 
JULIA 
Alas! 
PROTEUS 
Why dost thou cry 'alas'? 
JULIA 
I cannot choose 

But pity her. 
PROTEUS 
Wherefore shouldst thou pity her? 
JULIA 
Because methinks that she loved you as well 

As you do love your lady Silvia: 
She dreams of him that has forgot her love; 
You dote on her that cares not for your love. 
'Tis pity love should be so contrary; 
And thinking of it makes me cry 'alas!' 
PROTEUS 
Well, give her that ring and therewithal 

This letter. That's her chamber. Tell my lady 
I claim the promise for her heavenly picture. 
Your message done, hie home unto my chamber, 
Where thou shalt find me, sad and solitary. 
[Exit] 
JULIA 
How many women would do such a message? 

Alas, poor Proteus! thou hast entertain'd 
A fox to be the shepherd of thy lambs. 
Alas, poor fool! why do I pity him 
That with his very heart despiseth me? 
Because he loves her, he despiseth me; 
Because I love him I must pity him. 
This ring I gave him when he parted from me, 
To bind him to remember my good will; 
And now am I, unhappy messenger, 
To plead for that which I would not obtain, 
To carry that which I would have refused, 
To praise his faith which I would have dispraised. 
I am my master's true-confirmed love; 
But cannot be true servant to my master, 
Unless I prove false traitor to myself. 
Yet will I woo for him, but yet so coldly 
As, heaven it knows, I would not have him speed. 
[Enter SILVIA, attended] 
Gentlewoman, good day! I pray you, be my mean 

To bring me where to speak with Madam Silvia. 
SILVIA 
What would you with her, if that I be she? 
JULIA 
If you be she, I do entreat your patience 

To hear me speak the message I am sent on. 
SILVIA 
From whom? 
JULIA 
From my master, Sir Proteus, madam. 
SILVIA 
O, he sends you for a picture. 
JULIA 
Ay, madam. 
SILVIA 
Ursula, bring my picture here. 

Go give your master this: tell him from me, 
One Julia, that his changing thoughts forget, 
Would better fit his chamber than this shadow. 
JULIA 
Madam, please you peruse this letter.-- 

Pardon me, madam; I have unadvised 
Deliver'd you a paper that I should not: 
This is the letter to your ladyship. 
SILVIA 
I pray thee, let me look on that again. 
JULIA 
It may not be; good madam, pardon me. 
SILVIA 
There, hold! 

I will not look upon your master's lines: 
I know they are stuff'd with protestations 
And full of new-found oaths; which he will break 
As easily as I do tear his paper. 
JULIA 
Madam, he sends your ladyship this ring. 
SILVIA 
The more shame for him that he sends it me; 

For I have heard him say a thousand times 
His Julia gave it him at his departure. 
Though his false finger have profaned the ring, 
Mine shall not do his Julia so much wrong. 
JULIA 
She thanks you. 
SILVIA 
What say'st thou? 
JULIA 
I thank you, madam, that you tender her. 

Poor gentlewoman! my master wrongs her much. 
SILVIA 
Dost thou know her? 
JULIA 
Almost as well as I do know myself: 

To think upon her woes I do protest 
That I have wept a hundred several times. 
SILVIA 
Belike she thinks that Proteus hath forsook her. 
JULIA 
I think she doth; and that's her cause of sorrow. 
SILVIA 
Is she not passing fair? 
JULIA 
She hath been fairer, madam, than she is: 

When she did think my master loved her well, 
She, in my judgment, was as fair as you: 
But since she did neglect her looking-glass 
And threw her sun-expelling mask away, 
The air hath starved the roses in her cheeks 
And pinch'd the lily-tincture of her face, 
That now she is become as black as I. 
SILVIA 
How tall was she? 
JULIA 
About my stature; for at Pentecost, 

When all our pageants of delight were play'd, 
Our youth got me to play the woman's part, 
And I was trimm'd in Madam Julia's gown, 
Which served me as fit, by all men's judgments, 
As if the garment had been made for me: 
Therefore I know she is about my height. 
And at that time I made her weep agood, 
For I did play a lamentable part: 
Madam, 'twas Ariadne passioning 
For Theseus' perjury and unjust flight; 
Which I so lively acted with my tears 
That my poor mistress, moved therewithal, 
Wept bitterly; and would I might be dead 
If I in thought felt not her very sorrow! 
SILVIA 
She is beholding to thee, gentle youth. 

Alas, poor lady, desolate and left! 
I weep myself to think upon thy words. 
Here, youth, there is my purse; I give thee this 
For thy sweet mistress' sake, because thou lovest her. 
Farewell. 
[Exit SILVIA, with attendants] 
JULIA 
And she shall thank you for't, if e'er you know her. 

A virtuous gentlewoman, mild and beautiful 
I hope my master's suit will be but cold, 
Since she respects my mistress' love so much. 
Alas, how love can trifle with itself! 
Here is her picture: let me see; I think, 
If I had such a tire, this face of mine 
Were full as lovely as is this of hers: 
And yet the painter flatter'd her a little, 
Unless I flatter with myself too much. 
Her hair is auburn, mine is perfect yellow: 
If that be all the difference in his love, 
I'll get me such a colour'd periwig. 
Her eyes are grey as glass, and so are mine: 
Ay, but her forehead's low, and mine's as high. 
What should it be that he respects in her 
But I can make respective in myself, 
If this fond Love were not a blinded god? 
Come, shadow, come and take this shadow up, 
For 'tis thy rival. O thou senseless form, 
Thou shalt be worshipp'd, kiss'd, loved and adored! 
And, were there sense in his idolatry, 
My substance should be statue in thy stead. 
I'll use thee kindly for thy mistress' sake, 
That used me so; or else, by Jove I vow, 
I should have scratch'd out your unseeing eyes 
To make my master out of love with thee! 
[Exit] 

Act V

Scene I Milan. An abbey.

[Enter EGLAMOUR] 
EGLAMOUR 
The sun begins to gild the western sky; 

And now it is about the very hour 
That Silvia, at Friar Patrick's cell, should meet me. 
She will not fail, for lovers break not hours, 
Unless it be to come before their time; 
So much they spur their expedition. 
See where she comes. 
[Enter SILVIA] 
Lady, a happy evening! 
SILVIA 
Amen, amen! Go on, good Eglamour, 

Out at the postern by the abbey-wall: 
I fear I am attended by some spies. 
EGLAMOUR 
Fear not: the forest is not three leagues off; 

If we recover that, we are sure enough. 
[Exeunt] 

Scene II The same. The DUKE's palace.

[Enter THURIO, PROTEUS, and JULIA] 
THURIO 
Sir Proteus, what says Silvia to my suit? 
PROTEUS 
O, sir, I find her milder than she was; 

And yet she takes exceptions at your person. 
THURIO 
What, that my leg is too long? 
PROTEUS 
No; that it is too little. 
THURIO 
I'll wear a boot, to make it somewhat rounder. 
JULIA 
[Aside] But love will not be spurr'd to what 

it loathes. 
THURIO 
What says she to my face? 
PROTEUS 
She says it is a fair one. 
THURIO 
Nay then, the wanton lies; my face is black. 
PROTEUS 
But pearls are fair; and the old saying is, 

Black men are pearls in beauteous ladies' eyes. 
JULIA 
[Aside] 'Tis true; such pearls as put out 

ladies' eyes; 
For I had rather wink than look on them. 
THURIO 
How likes she my discourse? 
PROTEUS 
Ill, when you talk of war. 
THURIO 
But well, when I discourse of love and peace? 
JULIA 
[Aside] But better, indeed, when you hold your peace. 
THURIO 
What says she to my valour? 
PROTEUS 
O, sir, she makes no doubt of that. 
JULIA 
[Aside] She needs not, when she knows it cowardice. 
THURIO 
What says she to my birth? 
PROTEUS 
That you are well derived. 
JULIA 
[Aside] True; from a gentleman to a fool. 
THURIO 
Considers she my possessions? 
PROTEUS 
O, ay; and pities them. 
THURIO 
Wherefore? 
JULIA 
[Aside] That such an ass should owe them. 
PROTEUS 
That they are out by lease. 
JULIA 
Here comes the duke. 
[Enter DUKE] 
DUKE 
How now, Sir Proteus! how now, Thurio! 

Which of you saw Sir Eglamour of late? 
THURIO 
Not I. 
PROTEUS 
Nor I. 
DUKE 
Saw you my daughter? 
PROTEUS 
Neither. 
DUKE 
Why then, 

She's fled unto that peasant Valentine; 
And Eglamour is in her company. 
'Tis true; for Friar Laurence met them both, 
As he in penance wander'd through the forest; 
Him he knew well, and guess'd that it was she, 
But, being mask'd, he was not sure of it; 
Besides, she did intend confession 
At Patrick's cell this even; and there she was not; 
These likelihoods confirm her flight from hence. 
Therefore, I pray you, stand not to discourse, 
But mount you presently and meet with me 
Upon the rising of the mountain-foot 
That leads towards Mantua, whither they are fled: 
Dispatch, sweet gentlemen, and follow me. 
[Exit] 
THURIO 
Why, this it is to be a peevish girl, 

That flies her fortune when it follows her. 
I'll after, more to be revenged on Eglamour 
Than for the love of reckless Silvia. 
[Exit] 
PROTEUS 
And I will follow, more for Silvia's love 

Than hate of Eglamour that goes with her. 
[Exit] 
JULIA 
And I will follow, more to cross that love 

Than hate for Silvia that is gone for love. 
[Exit] 

Scene III The frontiers of Mantua. The forest.

[Enter Outlaws with SILVIA] 
First Outlaw 
Come, come, 

Be patient; we must bring you to our captain. 
SILVIA 
A thousand more mischances than this one 

Have learn'd me how to brook this patiently. 
Second Outlaw 
Come, bring her away. 
First Outlaw 
Where is the gentleman that was with her? 
Third Outlaw 
Being nimble-footed, he hath outrun us, 

But Moyses and Valerius follow him. 
Go thou with her to the west end of the wood; 
There is our captain: we'll follow him that's fled; 
The thicket is beset; he cannot 'scape. 
First Outlaw 
Come, I must bring you to our captain's cave: 

Fear not; he bears an honourable mind, 
And will not use a woman lawlessly. 
SILVIA 
O Valentine, this I endure for thee! 
[Exeunt] 

Scene IV Another part of the forest.

[Enter VALENTINE] 
VALENTINE 
How use doth breed a habit in a man! 

This shadowy desert, unfrequented woods, 
I better brook than flourishing peopled towns: 
Here can I sit alone, unseen of any, 
And to the nightingale's complaining notes 
Tune my distresses and record my woes. 
O thou that dost inhabit in my breast, 
Leave not the mansion so long tenantless, 
Lest, growing ruinous, the building fall 
And leave no memory of what it was! 
Repair me with thy presence, Silvia; 
Thou gentle nymph, cherish thy forlorn swain! 
What halloing and what stir is this to-day? 
These are my mates, that make their wills their law, 
Have some unhappy passenger in chase. 
They love me well; yet I have much to do 
To keep them from uncivil outrages. 
Withdraw thee, Valentine: who's this comes here? 
[Enter PROTEUS, SILVIA, and JULIA] 
PROTEUS 
Madam, this service I have done for you, 

Though you respect not aught your servant doth, 
To hazard life and rescue you from him 
That would have forced your honour and your love; 
Vouchsafe me, for my meed, but one fair look; 
A smaller boon than this I cannot beg 
And less than this, I am sure, you cannot give. 
VALENTINE 
[Aside] How like a dream is this I see and hear! 

Love, lend me patience to forbear awhile. 
SILVIA 
O miserable, unhappy that I am! 
PROTEUS 
Unhappy were you, madam, ere I came; 

But by my coming I have made you happy. 
SILVIA 
By thy approach thou makest me most unhappy. 
JULIA 
[Aside] And me, when he approacheth to your presence. 
SILVIA 
Had I been seized by a hungry lion, 

I would have been a breakfast to the beast, 
Rather than have false Proteus rescue me. 
O, Heaven be judge how I love Valentine, 
Whose life's as tender to me as my soul! 
And full as much, for more there cannot be, 
I do detest false perjured Proteus. 
Therefore be gone; solicit me no more. 
PROTEUS 
What dangerous action, stood it next to death, 

Would I not undergo for one calm look! 
O, 'tis the curse in love, and still approved, 
When women cannot love where they're beloved! 
SILVIA 
When Proteus cannot love where he's beloved. 

Read over Julia's heart, thy first best love, 
For whose dear sake thou didst then rend thy faith 
Into a thousand oaths; and all those oaths 
Descended into perjury, to love me. 
Thou hast no faith left now, unless thou'dst two; 
And that's far worse than none; better have none 
Than plural faith which is too much by one: 
Thou counterfeit to thy true friend! 
PROTEUS 
In love 

Who respects friend? 
SILVIA 
All men but Proteus. 
PROTEUS 
Nay, if the gentle spirit of moving words 

Can no way change you to a milder form, 
I'll woo you like a soldier, at arms' end, 
And love you 'gainst the nature of love,--force ye. 
SILVIA 
O heaven! 
PROTEUS 
I'll force thee yield to my desire. 
VALENTINE 
Ruffian, let go that rude uncivil touch, 

Thou friend of an ill fashion! 
PROTEUS 
Valentine! 
VALENTINE 
Thou common friend, that's without faith or love, 

For such is a friend now; treacherous man! 
Thou hast beguiled my hopes; nought but mine eye 
Could have persuaded me: now I dare not say 
I have one friend alive; thou wouldst disprove me. 
Who should be trusted, when one's own right hand 
Is perjured to the bosom? Proteus, 
I am sorry I must never trust thee more, 
But count the world a stranger for thy sake. 
The private wound is deepest: O time most accurst, 
'Mongst all foes that a friend should be the worst! 
PROTEUS 
My shame and guilt confounds me. 

Forgive me, Valentine: if hearty sorrow 
Be a sufficient ransom for offence, 
I tender 't here; I do as truly suffer 
As e'er I did commit. 
VALENTINE 
Then I am paid; 

And once again I do receive thee honest. 
Who by repentance is not satisfied 
Is nor of heaven nor earth, for these are pleased. 
By penitence the Eternal's wrath's appeased: 
And, that my love may appear plain and free, 
All that was mine in Silvia I give thee. 
JULIA 
O me unhappy! 
[Swoons] 
PROTEUS 
Look to the boy. 
VALENTINE 
Why, boy! why, wag! how now! what's the matter? 

Look up; speak. 
JULIA 
O good sir, my master charged me to deliver a ring 

to Madam Silvia, which, out of my neglect, was never done. 
PROTEUS 
Where is that ring, boy? 
JULIA 
Here 'tis; this is it. 
PROTEUS 
How! let me see: 

Why, this is the ring I gave to Julia. 
JULIA 
O, cry you mercy, sir, I have mistook: 

This is the ring you sent to Silvia. 
PROTEUS 
But how camest thou by this ring? At my depart 

I gave this unto Julia. 
JULIA 
And Julia herself did give it me; 

And Julia herself hath brought it hither. 
PROTEUS 
How! Julia! 
JULIA 
Behold her that gave aim to all thy oaths, 

And entertain'd 'em deeply in her heart. 
How oft hast thou with perjury cleft the root! 
O Proteus, let this habit make thee blush! 
Be thou ashamed that I have took upon me 
Such an immodest raiment, if shame live 
In a disguise of love: 
It is the lesser blot, modesty finds, 
Women to change their shapes than men their minds. 
PROTEUS 
Than men their minds! 'tis true. 

O heaven! were man 
But constant, he were perfect. That one error 
Fills him with faults; makes him run through all the sins: 
Inconstancy falls off ere it begins. 
What is in Silvia's face, but I may spy 
More fresh in Julia's with a constant eye? 
VALENTINE 
Come, come, a hand from either: 

Let me be blest to make this happy close; 
'Twere pity two such friends should be long foes. 
PROTEUS 
Bear witness, Heaven, I have my wish for ever. 
JULIA 
And I mine. 
[Enter Outlaws, with DUKE and THURIO] 
Outlaws 
A prize, a prize, a prize! 
VALENTINE 
Forbear, forbear, I say! it is my lord the duke. 

Your grace is welcome to a man disgraced, 
Banished Valentine. 
DUKE 
Sir Valentine! 
THURIO 
Yonder is Silvia; and Silvia's mine. 
VALENTINE 
Thurio, give back, or else embrace thy death; 

Come not within the measure of my wrath; 
Do not name Silvia thine; if once again, 
Verona shall not hold thee. Here she stands; 
Take but possession of her with a touch: 
I dare thee but to breathe upon my love. 
THURIO 
Sir Valentine, I care not for her, I; 

I hold him but a fool that will endanger 
His body for a girl that loves him not: 
I claim her not, and therefore she is thine. 
DUKE 
The more degenerate and base art thou, 

To make such means for her as thou hast done 
And leave her on such slight conditions. 
Now, by the honour of my ancestry, 
I do applaud thy spirit, Valentine, 
And think thee worthy of an empress' love: 
Know then, I here forget all former griefs, 
Cancel all grudge, repeal thee home again, 
Plead a new state in thy unrivall'd merit, 
To which I thus subscribe: Sir Valentine, 
Thou art a gentleman and well derived; 
Take thou thy Silvia, for thou hast deserved her. 
VALENTINE 
I thank your grace; the gift hath made me happy. 

I now beseech you, for your daughter's sake, 
To grant one boom that I shall ask of you. 
DUKE 
I grant it, for thine own, whate'er it be. 
VALENTINE 
These banish'd men that I have kept withal 

Are men endued with worthy qualities: 
Forgive them what they have committed here 
And let them be recall'd from their exile: 
They are reformed, civil, full of good 
And fit for great employment, worthy lord. 
DUKE 
Thou hast prevail'd; I pardon them and thee: 

Dispose of them as thou know'st their deserts. 
Come, let us go: we will include all jars 
With triumphs, mirth and rare solemnity. 
VALENTINE 
And, as we walk along, I dare be bold 

With our discourse to make your grace to smile. 
What think you of this page, my lord? 
DUKE 
I think the boy hath grace in him; he blushes. 
VALENTINE 
I warrant you, my lord, more grace than boy. 
DUKE 
What mean you by that saying? 
VALENTINE 
Please you, I'll tell you as we pass along, 

That you will wonder what hath fortuned. 
Come, Proteus; 'tis your penance but to hear 
The story of your loves discovered: 
That done, our day of marriage shall be yours; 
One feast, one house, one mutual happiness. 
[Exeunt] 

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